Owen Wilson made a suprise appearance at the Los Angeles premiere of his new flick, “The Darjeeling Limited. As you may recall, Owen’s been in recovery from a suicide attempt a couple of weeks ago. He looks happy and healthy here! Then again, I can’t focus too much on him because my glam-rock lover Adrien Brody is showing off his snazzy new sex agent suit. And on the other end, as if she’s the opposite gorgeous bookend, is Natalie Portman. Her dress is made out of fiery love! His friends all embraced his tragic ass.

Wilson, 38, sidestepped the red carpet and entered the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences’ Samuel Goldwyn Theatre through a private entrance, surprising the audience by joining costars Jason Schwartzman, Natalie Portman and Anjelica Huston onstage.

Shown a very warm welcome back into the spotlight, Wilson was introduced by director Wes Anderson as “my best friend,” and the audience erupted into applause. Added Anderson: “I’ve never made a movie without him. and I hope I never have to.”

In all honesty, it’s good that his ass is up and running. Most of his movies are dumb as hell, but no one wants to see people in that much pain. Except for Paris Hilton. Why cant’s she get the blues and reach for the Lady Bic?

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Many more photos (Adrien Brody, James Van Der Beek, Natalie Portman, Kelly Lynch, Jason Schwartzman, Robert Swartzman, Phoebe Price, Wes Anderson) of ‘The Darjeeling Limited’ Premiere - Arrivals held at The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences after the jump.

During the promotion of her latest film, “Stardust,” in which she portrays an aging hag hoping to find the secret of eternal youth, Michelle Pfeiffer talked to the press in London about her thoughts on aging and plastic surgery in Hollywood. Pfeiffer doesn’t see nothing wrong with a little nip and tuck here and there, but thinks that more and more people are going overboard in their attempts to alter their appearance.

“I think people have lost sight in some ways of what is beautiful, and sometimes I see people, and I’m not really sure what’s strange about them, but it’s becoming less and less obvious what is strange about them because our sense of what is normal is disappearing.”

Normal, schmormal. I want to be amazing. And the only way to achieve that is getting that third eye I’ve been dreaming about since I was a child. Don’t judge me.

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A few more photos from the London premiere of “Stardust” are after the jump.

Find out who’s messy after the jump.

Gisele Bundchen is shifting her focus from booty to bunions. OK, that didn’t come out sounding quite as literary as I was hoping it would. What I’m clumsily trying to express is that the Victoria’s Secret angel is launching her Ipanema shoe collection for the Australian shoe company Novo Shoes. The line will feature a series of sandals and thongs, in keeping with the model’s sun-kissed, beach-friendly persona. Here she is, kicking off her heels and showing off her sexy model feet in Melbourne the other night to an adoring crowd. In response to the cheers, she said:

“I feel like the president here.”

I love that because if you look at that first little thumbnail to the left here, you can see an exuberant Gisele raising up her shoes triumphantly while the citizens of her bizarre country walk around and appear to consist solely of women in gold lame bikinis and serious guys in business suits.

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More photos of the launch of Giselle Bundchen’s Ipanema collection in Melbourne, Australia are after the jump.

Check out a few close-up shots along with what the editors have to say about Madonna’s fashion choices after the jump.

The smile on her face tells one story, but her legs tell a much different story. First of all, Jessica could have opted to wear pants to avoid this whole debacle–and by debacle, I’m referring to this blog post, of course–which, quite frankly, it looks to me like she should be wearing, mysterious bruises or not. Barring the fact that she looks so ridiculous in such a short blouse, it almost as if she’s decided to showcase her strange bruises that are either the result of being beaten for refusing to wipe that ridiculous and inexplicable smile off her face, or if it’s simply the result of some uneven tanning. With goofy Jessica Simpson, anything is possible. It could be as simple as pantsless Friday, which is enough to put a smile on anyone’s face.

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I’m thinking she should have debuted the video at the VMA’s instead of performing. Your thoughts on the video.

A dog and a frappucino shouldn’t be substitutes for your babies, Daisy Mae! I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for the Britney overload. We’re just trying to do our jobs. There has to be a paper trail for whenever this reaches the sad climax. Hopefully the sad climax is her hitting bottom and getting herself some help. But we all know it’s going to be a tanning bed overdose and a really tacky funeral with a lot of pink and mourners in Juicy sweatsuits with visible whale tails. Hey ya’ll, welcomes to my wake! Enjoy the pigs in blankets! The county commissioner is stepping up the demands on Britney Spears. Did you know she SLEPT THROUGH the drug tests she was supposed to be available for?

Britney Spears must complete three joint counseling sessions with ex-husband Kevin Federline by their next hearing date of Oct. 26, a court ruled Wednesday.

The commissioner specified that “a missed [drug] test, refusal to submit to a test, or failure to respond to the testing agency’s call … shall be deemed by the court as a failed test,” the documents read. Spears, 25, is still expected to complete twice-weekly random testing for drugs and alcohol.

A source told the Los Angeles Times that Spears reportedly slept through two random drug-test appointments. Another time, Spears was unavailable to be tested at home.

Britney also has to complete three individual counseling sessions before the next hearing. “Yer office is really nice, is this where you shrink mah head?” On a sad note, Britney’s Mom Lynne Spears had something to say. Keep reading.

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Here’s Victoria Beckham with designer Roberto Cavalli at the opening of his flagship store in Paris. Posh came straight from Madame Toussad’s, where they had just finished inflating her wax boobs to an even greater circumference. What gives with this one? Does she have some kind of disorder where she has to look more and more like something that’s confounding Mulder & Scully every time we see her? Are her children used to the feel of Teflon? How’s she going to tour with the Spice Girls when her home planet needs her to gather our world’s greatest natural resources to take back to her dying civilization? She doesn’t have time to learn choreography!

More photos of Victoria Beckham at Roberto Cavalli’s Flagship Store Opening cocktail party after the jump.

Sadly, this was the first and last studio album the hugely influential band ever produced.