And the award for Sexiest Mexican Import of All Time goes to…Salma! So powerful that she made Matthew Perry seem like a movie star when she romanced him in Fools Rush In, this babe even made a unibrow…

Nicole's skimpy body is, like, eclipsing Nicole's skimpy body of work. The Simple Life wiseass heiress kicked drugs–and BFF Paris Hilton–but then she blew up (in the tabs) and disappeared…

Bad: Domineering Joe Simpson was his papa-in-law and diva Jessica Simpson his wife. Worse: Spastic Ashlee Simpson was thus family, and the madness played out on MTV's Newlyweds. Good: Nick is a…