She could be the poster girl for nepotism if only she were a wee bit more famous. Daughter of mega-genius, superlikable Ron Howard, this gal gets acting jobs because of her…translucent skin! M. Night…

Like, can you believe Kristin went to Catholic school before becoming Queen Be-yotch of Laguna Beach? Harsh. We so know. And we so love to hate on this MTV reality starlet. Can you believe she's…

Like, Jessica just makes our head spin with confusion and hair coloring: Um, what's Chicken of the Sea? Who's Vanessa Minnillo? What the hell happened to MTV's Newlyweds? Y'all,…