Archive for November, 2006

Lauren Conrad

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Dehydration. Red hair. Herbie. Chateau Marmont. Blond hair! Exposed boobs. Scary skinny. Squandered talent. Freaky Friday. Black hair! Mean Girls. Bar fights with Jessica Simpson. Car crashes. More dehydration….

Angelina Jolie

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Paris Hilton

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

Parlay primo social standing as a Hilton-hotel heiress into massive fame as a self-proclaimed iconic blonde? Like it or not, it’s hot. As one of the most photographed and Googled women of our time,…

Britney Spears

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

The Elvis Presley of our day, and not necessarily in a good way. He devolved from a talented, charismatic performer into a bloated tragic figure. Now we get to watch Brit tumble from a virginal pop tartlet/snake…