Archive for November, 2006
Lindsay Lohan
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006Dehydration. Red hair. Herbie. Chateau Marmont. Blond hair! Exposed boobs. Scary skinny. Squandered talent. Freaky Friday. Black hair! Mean Girls. Bar fights with Jessica Simpson. Car crashes. More dehydration….
Angelina Jolie
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006Paris Hilton
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006Parlay primo social standing as a Hilton-hotel heiress into massive fame as a self-proclaimed iconic blonde? Like it or not, it’s hot. As one of the most photographed and Googled women of our time,…
Britney Spears
Thursday, November 2nd, 2006The Elvis Presley of our day, and not necessarily in a good way. He devolved from a talented, charismatic performer into a bloated tragic figure. Now we get to watch Brit tumble from a virginal pop tartlet/snake…