More insight into the surprising friendship between George H.W. Bush and Teri Hatcher: She baked oatmeal cookies for the Bush family during a Kennebunkport, Maine, visit! He taught her daughter how to ride a Segway! They’ve gone fishing and golfing together!

One of the running gags on “The L Word” — Showtime’s hip drama about a group of lesbians and bisexuals in L.A. — is the Chart, a diagram of the characters and their convoluted love lives. Now series creator Ilene Chaiken and Hilary Rosen have taken the idea and launched a real-life version, “OurChart,” which they’re touting as the first online meeting site for lesbians, their friends and families.

Everything’s great! The glass is always half full! Hillary’s going to be the next president!

A show within the show: puffed hair, masked faces and even a light sculpture.

Okay, Chris Matthews, we take it back. Once you meet Lauren Nelson, you kind of get why she’s Miss America.

Forget movies! Two-time Academy Award nominee Will Smith should win an Oscar for his masterly performance at yesterday’s symposium hosted by the Motion Picture Association of America.

Forget the country club rep: Polo is a very rough game. And now for the organizers of the three-year-old Courage Cup charity match, the sod-flinging has moved off the Virginia fields and onto the blogs.

Bill Yosses, the new executive pastry chef at the White House, might want to thumb through “All the Presidents’ Pastries: Twenty-Five Years in the White House,” the new behind-the-scenes memoir by Roland Mesnier, who served five presidents before retiring in 2004. Mesnier loved Chelsea and the Bushes; Nancy Reagan, not so much. A few favorite tidbits:

Does the Creative Coalition seem just a little more glittery now that the Democrats are back? The group of stalwart Hollywood activists co-hosted a party with Capitol File at B. Smith’s restaurant Wednesday and produced some new names who, if not full-on A-list, at least gave off some Us Weekly-type heat.