Here’s Christina Aguilera, thankfully having retired that Bugle Girl from Company B shtick she’s been flogging all over lately. I’m over it. Bitches are bitching that her new scent smells like death .

Market research groups who tested people’s first impressions of her new range - called Simply Christina - labelled it “tacky”.

A member of one London panel said: “The packaging looked cheap and we went away unimpressed.”

It probably smells like Rosie the Riveter and Burma Shave. That’s the era she’s goin’ for!

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More photos of Christina Aguilera and her husband after the jump.

• Cruz-en for a Bruisin’ [MollyGood]
• Sopranos Oh Oh Ohs! [CityRag]
• High School Musical: Got Milk? Goes Behind-the-Scenes [Just Jared]
• Sienna Miller’s Nipples: 1 - Shirt: 0 [Egotastic]
• Like Mother Like Son [Dlisted]
• Young Hollywood loves Senator Clinton. [PITNB]
• Australian Big Brother is Diabolical [IDLYITW]
• Emily Scott Gives Us A Hand [Hollywood Tuna]
• anyone else watching ‘on the lot’?!? [popbytes]
• Silver Surfer Illegally Placed on 40,000 U.S Quarters [Hollywood Rag]
• MARLON BRANDO FACTS: The Godfather of Binge Eating [Best Week Ever]

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These two are dating, right? Or is he her secretly gay compadre? Because I can’t think of any other reasons for the two of them to be out and about doing some serious domestic shopping. I feel like I’m so behind on what they’ve been up to. My problem children, Lindsay, Britney, Paris and Rosie, have all been taking up Mama’s time lately, so that I haven’t had a chance to really keep an eye on Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson.

In any case, the two of them were spotted shopping for home furnishings in Toronto on Tuesday at a store called Fluid Living, with which I’m not familiar, but I’m just guessing is expensive. And it might have something to do with Christensen’s desire to get his new domicile up to speed, according to an interview with enRoute magazine.

“I recently acquired a farm north of Toronto, and I just bought a big excavator and a dump truck and a Bobcat — c o n s t r u ction toys. I plan to start building soon. I can’t wait to go out there and move dirt and get my hands dirty.”

I would think that working with Sienna Miller on “Factory Girl” would have made his hands plenty dirty. Get it? Cause she’s a filthy, filthy girl.

Shiloh Nouvell Jolie-Pitt, and errr, Celine Dion’s son Rene Charles.

Four years after releasing their debut album Maroon 5 score a number one album. Their album “It Won’t Be Soon Before Long” sold 429,000 copies in the week ended May 28, according to Nielsen SoundScan data. One reason for this is the popularity of their song “Makes Me Wonder” which is currently also number one on the Billboard Hot 100.

The group sold 102,000 copies of its new album digitally, breaking a record set last week when rock band Linkin Park’s “Minutes to Midnight” moved 84,000 via that format to debut at No. 1. The latter album fell to No. 2 on the Billboard 200 with 198,000, a hefty 68 percent sales slide.

Osbourne flew in at No. 3 with “Black Rain,” which sold 152,000 copies. That’s only 1,000 fewer than the opening week for 2001’s “Down to Earth,” which entered at No. 4. Nearly a quarter of sales for “Black Rain” came from digital retailers, which offered early ticketing to this summer’s Ozzfest with pre-orders for the limited edition of the album.

(WENN)

More photos of Adam Levine doing his thing after the jump.

I know that title made no sense, but I’m just trying to get into the poetic state of mind that has Rosie O’Donnell producing poems at about the same rate that I churn out bad jokes. O’Donnell recently penned a little something on her blog about her recent visit to the acupuncturist for treatment related to an 2001 staph infection in her left hand, but her poem indicates that she’s also still feeling wounded by the circumstances that lead to her abrupt departure from “The View.”

day two
and it is ok

i had acupuncture
she put some needles
thru the scar tissue on my left hand
lifting it up - from the locked layer beneath

stuck is how she described it

it hurt in a good way
one u can survive
as the promise of freedom
maybe movement
allows the ache
i breathe thru it
2 find
some open place inside
where there was none b4

Sylvia Plath over here is really quite prolific. For a final sing-song quote from Rosie, follow the jump…

While Leonardo is filming “Revloutionary Road” (of which these photos are from), he did take some time out of his busy schedule to visit his girlfriend Bar Refaeli, who is filming a movie in Syracuse. While doing so, he gave a waitress at the local Johnny Rockets a little thrill. No one except for server Erika DeSocio recognized DiCaprio, and she gladly took his table.

“I am at Johnny Rockets waiting on my tables and I see this man come up to the counter with a black Boston (Red Sox) cap and sunglasses on, sweater with a collared striped shirt under it, shorts and men’s sandals on.

“I noticed and recognized him right away and no one else did to my surprise. . .so I said, ‘Hi are you all ready to order?’

“He said, ‘Yeah. I’ll have a strawberry shake, a chicken club and an order of American fries. . .wait, make that a diet instead of the shake.’

“I said, ‘OK, no problem.’

The story continues, along with the camera phone photo that Erika DeSocio took of Leo and herself, after the jump.

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Even though the relationship between Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler, who will forever be known to me as the guy with elephant testicles, has supposedly been over for months, Mischa still tries to reach out to him, much to the chagrin of her parents. When Barton was rushed to the emergency room recently (which she and her peeps claim was a result of her combining antibiotics and alcohol), Mischa insisted on trying to contact her ex-boyfriend on the phone. Her parents were none too happy to hear this.

“They were angry about her condition,” says a spy. “When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler,” whom she supposedly broke up with several months ago.

Oh, but there’s more, according to the New York Daily News:

“Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, ‘Cisco,’ ” says our source. “Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone.”

Lucky for them, though, she left on a plane headed for Russia yesterday to film a movie there. But rest assured, that Mischa will find the Russian equivalent of Cisco and will be bowled over by his giant balls. And by bowled over, I literally mean that they will probably physically knock her to the ground.

State of the Blog Address

What’s the best part of a three-day weekend? The four-day work week that follows it, of course. I’m hoping you all enjoyed the Memorial Day Weekend festivities. Personally, I was doing some undercover work in Laguna Beach. OK, I lie. I went there to hang out with family and just do some good, old-fashioned relaxing on the beach. But I did try and keep my eyes open, in case any reality stars whizzed by in giant SUV’s. I also kept my ears perked and ready, should I hear the refrain of the “Sweet Sixteen” theme song wafting in the air. Alas, I think that if you happen to live in Laguna Beach, you tend to vacation somewhere even more upscale and beachy. Like I said in the last Liquid Lunch Podcast, Laguna Beach is for those ritzy locals, what my studio apartment in Hollywood is to me. Sometimes, they need a break from all of that fancy beach by going to an even fancier beach!

More on Lisa’s weekend lounging after the jump…

Is it possible to have the last name Hilton and a sense of fashion? The Editors’ interpretation of Hilton fashion after the jump.