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Guess who’s still hangin’ out? That’s right - Jakey G and Reese! You thought that was over, dintcha? Nope. He hopped in her hoopdee and they sped away. I’m telling you, she’s uptight and he’s lowkey and showing her how to take three deep belly breaths, and do a body scan and go to her place of gladness. Phillipe was always out on the prowl, and it had her all tense.

Elusive Reese Witherspoon and spandex man Jake Gyllenhaal were caught in a rare moment outside Jake’s Hollywood Hills home, where Reese picked up the hot piece. The highly unpublic duo wore his n’ her sunglasses — but could not escape the glare of a paparazzo who snapped them. The sexy duo then sped toward Reese’s Brentwood home — what’s up with the supposed break up?

Maybe there’s more pressure when you’re full-on out there with your relationship. Look how pissed off and miserable JT and Jessica Biel look lately. And maybe they were just getting together to go do looping for the film they just shot together. A likely story. He’s all up in her area and I say, God bless. Maybe she’ll lighten the hell up.

More photos of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon going for a ride, after the jump.

In a recent blog entry, that I can only partially understand, per usual, Rosie O’Donnell mentions Paula Abdul on more than one occasion. And I can’t tell exactly if she’s sympathizing with her, or condemning her for enjoying (and publicly appearing to suffer) under the trappings of her celebrity lifestyle. She starts off by saying, “right now/paula abdul would yell action/and the result would be/what we all see.” She goes on to describe the “Hey Paula” star as “broken, fragile, pain filled, love less, raw, vulnerable, needy.” She tells the “American Idol” judge:

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

And then she goes on to wax poetic about renting jet skis. I’m so confused. Maybe I should have paid better attention in my English classes in college. Or maybe not have gone at all.

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Corey Clark is probably best known as the 2003 “American Idol” contestant who was disqualified from the show’s finals after it was discovered that he’d fibbed about his arrest record. After he was let go from the show, he asserted that he’d been engaged in an illicit relationship with Paula Abdul, a judge on the show, stating that Paula had helped him out financially and made promises that she would help further his singing career.

Well, believe it or not, this shady kid has actually been arrested again. This time, it’s for possession of a controlled substance, as well as drug paraphernalia in Arkansas. This dude had already had a warrant issued for him after he missed a court date in Arizona from an arrest of his from last year. Maybe if he would have thought to sport a pony-hawk during his time competing on the talent competition show, his life would be vastly different.

We haven’t had a Britney disaster in awhile…so she what the Editors have to say about America’s favorite train wreck after the jump.

• Cindy Crawford Topless Pictures [Egotastic]
• Just When You Think You’ve Seen Every Possible Skateboarding Wipeout… [Best Week Ever]
• who doesn’t love to flip out?!? [popbytes]
• Lucy Pinder Got Cash! Lots Of It! [Hollywood Tuna]
• What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?! [Dlisted]
• Paris Hilton Isn’t Broke [IDLYITW]
• Kate Moss Please Say No!! [Hollywood Rag]
• White Stripes Sound White Cold [MollyGood]
• Kate Beckinsale’s Con Job [CityRag]
• Kate Walsh On The Beach Doing A Photo Shoot [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Kate Middleton: Row, Row, Row Your Boat [Just Jared]

Oh best-dressed lists. They’re so boring. I’d much rather flip through the pages of Star magazine and peruse their best and worst beach bodies selections. And the best part is they don’t just limit themselves to once a year. Nope, you get to see Donatella Versace in all of her Janice from the Muppet Band glory all summer long. But I guess this is OK too. Vanity Fair’s most recent Style issue features supermodel, Gisele Bundchen on the cover, and in loads of pictures throughout the mag, even though she and her Patriots quarterback boyfriend were nowhere to be seen on the magazine’s Best Dressed Couples List. I’m sure they’re both wiping their tears with million dollar bills. As for those Hollywood couples who did make the list, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Brangelina, and newly transplanted Beckhams were all lauded in the issue for their fashion sense. What? No Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil or Pete Doherty and Kate Moss? Or maybe VF’s saving those four for their Best-Dressed/Drug-Addled Couple. Pretty much, whoever manages not to get blood on their wife-beater on any given day, wins.

More of David and Victoria after the jump.

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I have a feeling this is just going to be the beginning of a series of lawsuits for Lindsay. Not because I’m any kind of legal expert, but just because she’s been doing crazy shit lately. And people love suing over crazy shit. A woman in Los Angeles is claiming that Lindsay Lohan and her bodyguard hit her car and now she’s suing the actress in small claims court.

As TMZ first reported, Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2006 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away.

Dupuy continued to try to get a hold of Lindsay by sending a letter to the toubled star’s representative, in the hopes that it would be forwarded to Linsday’s legal team. Can you imagine being a member of Lindsay’s legal team at the moment? I suspect they’ll probably start to feel like a losing dodgeball team coming up here pretty soon. Especially with Lindsay coming up with great excuses for her behavior like, “Um, the pants with coke in that I was wearing at the time of the arrest wasn’t mine.” Or maybe she’ll start using some plot lines from her movies, suddenly pointing fingers at a mysterious twin.

No, she ain’t droppin’ Al. She’s finally admitting that she had a gastric bypass. Duh. What’s the big deal? It was either that or she had some sort of radioactive tapeworm stealing all her food. Anyway, she says she lied because she was..oh sorry, she didn’t lie. She was “intentionally evasive”. She said she had a “medical intervention”. She should have had a “beard intervention”. That dude is gay! Anyway, she wrote an essay for “Glamour” magazine about her “evasiveness”.

As for why she wasn’t forthcoming about her operation earlier, Star has a list of reasons, including her fear that it wouldn’t work and that she wouldn’t be able to lose weight, but, mainly, she says, because she was afraid of what people would think of her.

“I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure,” she writes in the magazine.

F*ck what people say! You live your own life, Starina! People are just haters! Have soup for the rest of your life and hang out with your gay guy! It’s America!

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Tameka Foster is Usher’s fiancee. Wait, is she still? As you may know, they cancelled their wedding plans. Various reasons were bandied about - because she’s the gold-digging type, because she’s knocked up with someone else’s child, because Usher’s Mom hates her and he wanted to make amends. Tameka says it’s none of the above.

“No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue,” Foster told PEOPLE Monday, but she declined to reveal more about why the nuptials were called off.

Tameka went on to say that she had a “scare” with her pregnancy earlier this month, but everything is A-OK now. She’s due in the fall. Usher needs to trim this beard. I don’t trust her as far as I could throw her. And with my false hip, that’s not very far.

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Paris is aiming to find an actual career….and it worries me. The heiress is sticking to what she does best. No, it doesn’t involve a bottle of Grey Goose and getting her knees dirty. Paris is back to designing. Antebi Group is taking a gamble and teaming up with her to crank out some footwear.

“My goal is to create a stylish and fun fashion line from head to toe. Antebi Group really understand my vision for this line as well as the needs for the fashion-forward young woman.” Paris gushed.

Wow that was a lot of big words for her. I can practically see the PR team pulling her strings.

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