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JENA, La. — No media throng or thousands of supporters greeted Mychal Bell on Tuesday as he and his parents walked into the LaSalle Parish courthouse. Details of why Bell was in court were unavailable since his case now is being handled in juvenile court and is not open to public scrutiny.

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Yikes. Even though Robbie looks a bit like distressed leather these days, he’s still on point when it comes to performing. At Mark Ronson’s first-ever performance as a headlining act in Los Angeles, he welcomed the British pop star to the stage to accompany him on their take on The Charlatans’ song, “The Only One I Know.” In addition to receiving on stage support from Williams, Ronson also was joined by Nikka Costa, rapper Tiggers, as well as a number of other artists, all of whom lent their musical talents to the sold-out show at the El Rey Theatre. Nicole Richie and baby-daddy, Joel Madden were some of the audience who showed up to enjoy the musical stylings of Ronson and company. Shouldn’t she be in bed? Mostly, I’m saying that because it looks like she just woke up. Well, enjoy it now, Nic, cause soon, you’ll have a screaming baby waking you up at all hours of the night. Oh wait, you’re rich. You’ll just buy a nanny to do all the dirty work. I never win.

(Flynet)

More photos from the El Rey attendees are after the jump.

I wasn’t aware but apparently Ralph Lauren’s car collection makes Jay Leno’s look like the trashy backyard auto dump of some of my distant half cousins. Hey, you never know when are gonna need a drive shaft from that 1971 Camaro.

From the Press Release:

There is no other car collection like it in the world. Each is hand-crafted, some of them one-of-a-kind, others with unmatched racing pedigrees. Like Ralph Lauren’s extraordinary designs, this collection is classic… timeless… enduring. Each car has a unique story to tell, and through the histories of these cars, the discovery of an unwavering dedication to design is revealed.

On Saturday, October 6, at 8PM (ET/PT), Discovery Channel will air SPEED, STYLE AND BEAUTY: THE RALPH LAUREN CAR COLLECTION, a one-hour world premiere special shot entirely in high definition, giving viewers a definitive first look into the car collection of one of the world’s leading designers and fashion visionaries.

All kinds of celebrities are speaking out about Britney Spears and her current woes. Dr. Phil’s reaching out to her on his show, the “American Idol” judges have long since made it known that they’d love to give her a helping hand (although, note to Paula, charity begins at home) and Timbaland has suggested some tough love be dished out to the starlet who got too ” big-headed” for her own good and should try to “humbly humble herself.” But, I think my favorite offer has come from D-list Queen Kathy Griffin, who said the following:

“I would like her to just wash her hair. I’m gonna start small.”

Meanwhile, shampoo or no, Britney’s moving forward with the promotion of her new single, “Gimme More,” preparing for the release of the video for the song. It’s set to premiere on MTV’s TRL on Monday at 3:30PM ET. I’m thinking it’s safe to say that a good hunk of the budget probably went to special effects to keep Britney from looking like the listless Britney avatar to which we were subjected at the 2007 VMAs.

(WENN)

More photos of Ms. Spears are after the jump.

State of the Blog Address

Yay! Fall has arrived. It’s one of my favorite times of the year (or at least in the top four), with the weather changing ever-so-slightly and Halloween right around the corner. I know people accuse Los Angelenos of not having weather changes but we do. We just can’t help it that every season is just a variation of “perfect.” That’s why our rent is so damn expensive, so get out of our faces already! But seriously, I really am looking forward to spending Halloween in my new apartment complex filled with kids. This year, I’m keeping the costume simple and authentic–that’s right, the Wicked Witch of the West. And none of that “sexy witch ” crap either. We’re talking big, black skirt, pointy hat and green face make-up. I’m already genetically predisposed to being able to successfully pull off the look (have you seen my chin and nose?) and LOVE face paint above all else.

More on Lisa’s ghoulish plans for October after the jump…

A daffy-looking Lindsay Lohan has conflicting reports about her current whereabouts swirling around. X-17 is saying that she has exited the Cirque Lodge rehab in Utah, where she’s been holded up f*cking in bathroom stalls, testing positive for cocaine and nature hiking since early August. I’m sure she’s cured. And headed right for her drug dealer’s bungalow on Venice Beach. Probably followed by Dina Lohan and camera crew. The cycle begins anew, kids. But at least we might have someone to write about besides Britney next week. But wait! TMZ is claiming otherwise!

Sources tell TMZ that Lindsay is in family therapy all this week at the Cirque Lodge in Orem, Utah — with her father, Michael Lohan. We’re told she will be returning to L.A. soon — for some minor dental work. But the plan is: when Lindsay’s choppers get fixed, she’ll return to Cirque.

Someone issue an Amber Alert so we can find this mess. We need to know where she is at all times! Our pills aren’t safe! And neither is that porcelain doll I picked up in Cancun that’s secretly made up of cocainya! Wait, I didn’t say that.

(Flynet)

• Kate Beckinsale is a Sexy Terrorist [Egotastic]
• Hot Celebrity Daddies [CityRag]
• Mary-Kate Olsen Will Save Us All [Hollywood Rag]
• Jessica Simpson’s Got Sexy Legs! [Hollywood Tuna]
• Little People, Big World [IDLYITW]
• Justin & Jessica: Too Cute in Toronto [Just Jared]
• Clooney Brandishing a “Sex Ramp” [MollyGood]
• Boo Boo Is Hot, But Her Owner Is Hotter [Dlisted]
• When Are We Going To Get A Confirmation?! [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley! [Best Week Ever]
• Highs & Lows [Pink is the New Blog]
• a boozing angelina jolie collapsed?!? [popbytes]
• Tom Brady for Stetson [Towleroad]

People who despise Angelina, rejoice! Everyday we get to read your comments. T-Bone said this! Angietothemax said that! And Green Cardigan and Darth Paul are just funny. Look - shoutouts! It’s a constant war between those who love Angelina, and those who feel she’s the worst thing to happen to our society since “The Hills”. For all of you drinking Haterade, check it out! It’s been discovered that 80% of e-mails with the the heading of “Angelina Jolie” contain viruses! Let the bitchery commence!

Fake emails claiming to offer nude photographs of Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Milla Jovovich and pixelated videogame babe Lara Croft are behind 80 per cent of computer viruses last month, according to experts.

For, though claiming to contain shocking pictures of female celebrities, the emails, once opened, install a malicious rootkit.

“These emails are masquerading as pornographic content, tempting the unwary into opening a file on their Windows computer which will install a rootkit and download further malicious code from the internet,” said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for Sophos.

You should hold her solely responsible for your system falling to pieces and becoming an expensive paper weight. She’s pure evil in a designer dress! Don’t be fooled by that humanitarian bullshit. She’s coldblooded, shifty and you know she knows the dark arts. She stole a girl’s husband and turned him into a simpering eunuch. She steals kids from their native lands! And now this! An e-mail with her in the subject heading is like a poison pen letter from Satan himself! See, I don’t think she’s all that and a bag of Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips ALL the time, ok? Lay off, bitches!

(INF)

WASHINGTON (CNN) — A weekend incident with racial overtones at a high school for deaf students could result in criminal charges with “enhanced penalties for a hate crime,” Metro Police Chief Cathy Lanier said Wednesday. A black student was held against his will and then released with “KKK” and swastikas drawn on him in marker […]