My hometown is hilarious. Ok, so we lost 9-3. But we made sure to mock A-Rod while we were there. At Friday night’s Sox/Yankees game at Fenway Park, Boston fans wore blonde babe masks to rank on Alex Rodriguez for cheating on his wife whenever he was up at bat. HAH! We’re funny. The only person who made out in this deal is A-Rod’s wife Cynthia who made off with a Kobe Bryant-type prize of two diamond necklaces worth 6K. He owes her ass more seeing as he’s known as “King of the Strippers”.

Hundreds of Red Sox fans donned yellow-haired masks last night, taunting Yankees star Alex Rodriguez about his liaison with a buxom blond stripper.

The public ridicule came hours after the Yankees $252 million man made nice with his wife, Cynthia - spending $6,000 on diamond necklaces for her.

“This is what I like,” she told him in the Persona gift shop in the lobby of the Ritz-Carlton hotel in Boston.

“Go ahead, get them,” the stripper-loving slugger urged her, according to a witness.

He’d better say that, otherwise his ass is gonna be in court. It was also reported that they mocked the New York newspapers featuring them on the cover with Cynthia cracking “at least it’s a cute picture of us”. At least she’s slightly amusing. His sideline ho is named Joslyn Morse, and she’s a stripper and Playboy wannabe. Classy. Get more jewelry, Cyn!

(Reuters)

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