Does she do anything anymore? She had a show or something, right? I think Cher might have been her pinnacle. Maybe she should play a homeless woman who takes the person who made her lean-to to court in a movie. That could thrust her back in the limelight! She needs something flashy that shows any acting skills she might have. She was hot shit back in the 90’s Until that unfortunate Batgirl costume. Anyway, she stripped off for PETA. She’s heavy into the veggie thing.

In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.

In the print version, the words “I’m a Alicia Silverstone, and I’m a vegetarian,” appear above the nude actress. Silverstone says the same words in the video rendition of the ad, also noting that “there’s nothing in the world that’s changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy.”

Well, use that energy to up your profile, Greenjeans. Don’t just be the soy girl. Get some roles. Christ, even Stacey Dash is still working. Can you tell I like “Clueless” way too much?

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