It’s just a whirligig in my head, all this celebrity rehab in and out! I can’t keep it straight! Why are they torturing us by teasing that they’ll get help, and then running away to score crack? What is so hard about staying in one place for a couple of months so your friends don’t have to catch you chasing the dragon? Anyway, Amy Winehouse is back IN rehab. Supposedly. Who the hell knows at this point? This beehive is exhausting.

Amy Winehouse has pulled out of this weekend’s V Festival and is heading back to rehab. A statement released by the singer’s record label yesterday confirmed the 23-year-old has also cancelled all scheduled performances for the rest of August.

Tracey Miller, a representative for the singer, said: “Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues… Amy will now not be performing at this weekend’s V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy’s privacy at this time. There will be no further comment.”

They better put her in the rubber room from “Gia”, because this chick’s a flight risk. She left rehab earlier this week via HELICOPTER! She will hanglide to drugs if they’re not careful!

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