People who despise Angelina, rejoice! Everyday we get to read your comments. T-Bone said this! Angietothemax said that! And Green Cardigan and Darth Paul are just funny. Look - shoutouts! It’s a constant war between those who love Angelina, and those who feel she’s the worst thing to happen to our society since “The Hills”. For all of you drinking Haterade, check it out! It’s been discovered that 80% of e-mails with the the heading of “Angelina Jolie” contain viruses! Let the bitchery commence!

Fake emails claiming to offer nude photographs of Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Milla Jovovich and pixelated videogame babe Lara Croft are behind 80 per cent of computer viruses last month, according to experts.

For, though claiming to contain shocking pictures of female celebrities, the emails, once opened, install a malicious rootkit.

“These emails are masquerading as pornographic content, tempting the unwary into opening a file on their Windows computer which will install a rootkit and download further malicious code from the internet,” said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for Sophos.

You should hold her solely responsible for your system falling to pieces and becoming an expensive paper weight. She’s pure evil in a designer dress! Don’t be fooled by that humanitarian bullshit. She’s coldblooded, shifty and you know she knows the dark arts. She stole a girl’s husband and turned him into a simpering eunuch. She steals kids from their native lands! And now this! An e-mail with her in the subject heading is like a poison pen letter from Satan himself! See, I don’t think she’s all that and a bag of Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips ALL the time, ok? Lay off, bitches!

(INF)

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