The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Doesn’t Want Your Strange T-Shirts

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The Pepe Jeans company sent Angelina Jolie’s kiddies some free t-shirts. Angie didn’t like that. For all she knows, they’re coated in anthrax.

Pepe Jeans recently sent Angelina Jolie, 32 (who’s in Prague filming Wanted), four t-shirts for her children (Maddox, 5, Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 1), an insider tells Us Weekly.

But the British fashion company (whose fans include Jennifer Lopez) found the swag back in its mailbox within a day.

The source tells Us, “Angelina returned the clothes with a nice thank-you note. But she made it clear she could not accept the gift, as she didn’t know exactly who sent them.”

See - firm yet polite. That’s why she’s The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Note to Pepe Jeans: I like free shit. Send it to me. Seriously. Who doesn’t like swag. This goes out to any company that’s ever read my pisspoor writing. I’ll take t-shirts, boxer shorts, blenders, lawn mowers, china, glassware. What else? Batteries! I’ll take batteries! And socks. Who doesn’t need more socks? Not all of us can afford to be as choosy as Ms. World Saver over there.


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