I kid, I kid! No one was hurt. This happened while his sister was on the other coast getting strip-searched, so he obviously cares for her about as much as I do. Barron (sweet name) Hilton was held at knifepoint after a night of trying to get him and his equally underage friends into NYC’s Stereo nightclub.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

Now those are some classy bouncers. They won’t let you in but they’ll still save your ass. Sources say they recognized Barron because he tries to get into Stereo all the time. Why doesn’t he just do the L.A. club scene? If Nicole Richie is allowed to keep her license after driving the wrong way down the freeway clutching a pill bottle with a joint in her mouth, and Paris gets her own special cell with no roommate after drunk driving and then violating probation twice - he sure as hell can get into friggin’ Teddy’s.

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