Blawgstars: The Juice Wants You To Ignore The Color Of His Skin. And, While You’re At It, His Criminal Record
• OJ Simpson cites racism as the reason for his being booted from an upscale Kentucky steakhouse. "Yeah, racism," sniffed the maitre d'. "That and double homicide."
• Because pee-wee violence suddenly becomes okay when it's set to the music of System of a Down.
• Jamie-Lynn Sigler admits she "hated every moment" of pop stardom. Don't worry, Jamie. So did we.
• Chapter 2 from Carmen Electra's guide to being sexy: "Breast implants are an Ugly Girl's best friend."
• As Paris Hilton said herself, "I don't read things, I just sign them." Which explains the grammatically sound, eloquent plea she's just released—through her attorney, of course.