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• Amy Winehouse’s hideous beehive hairdo momentarily distracts us from her lack of dental hygiene.
• Trannies and Madonna’s brother join forces to denounce Britney Spears’ comeback, ratty hair extensions.
• Mischa Barton is high on life. And, apparently, marijuana.
• Jessica Alba has a brush with the law. Unfortunately, she’s not a good enough actress to cry her way out of a ticket.
• The Sex and the City movie becomes a distinct possibility now that exec producer Michael King has agreed to direct it. And Kim Cattrall has agreed that she has no other career opportunities.
• Meanwhile, rumors abound that Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend is preggers! Hef has already taken the precaution of baby-proofing the “Orgy Room” in the mansion, and pre-ordering Hef Jr. a lifetime subscription to Playboy.