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In a completely unshocking turn of events, Britney Spears done lost them kiddies.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Holy shit. This is gonna be the ultimate Francis Farmer moment on top of her Francis Farmer moment collection. What the hell is she gonna do all day? Who’s going to tell her to put some pants on and where the house is? You know those kids stepped up a long time ago and started trying to help her crazy ass out. Until they finally had to crawl to the courthouse and say “Look, judge - Dad’s a scrub but he knows where his house is. Let’s get crucial.” Stay tuned.

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