Here’s Britney Spears and her sweatstain lost in Malibu and unable to find her home. She had to ask a photographer which way that was. She was probably looking for a lake to drive her car into with the kids in it. Don’t piss and moan at me, she’s that type of Mom except with more money. Anyway, her upcoming albumis getting good reviews. So there’s that.

Britney is at her thumping best, with heavy-duty electro pop blending brilliantly with her distinctive vocals.

The stand-out track is “Piece Of Me” — a personal rant about how the whole world wants something from her.

It opens with the line: “I’m Mrs American Dream, since 17, they want a piece of me.”

The chorus really hits home with a message about the crazy publicity circus surrounding the fallen pop princess.

She sings: “I’m successful, rich and famous, I’m Mrs Oh My God I’m Britney Shameless,

“I’m Mrs Extra, Extra, This Just In, I’m Mrs She’s Too Big, She’s Too Thin.”

Not sure about the “too thin” line. That accusation hasn’t been bandied about lately. “Too sweaty” would work. Get some dress shields! And a GPS! You can afford it! And if this is the American Dream, I’m off to Belgium.

(Flynet)

More photos of a lost and stained Britney Spears are after the jump.

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