Wait, is that Simon LeBon behind her? SIMON! “The Reflex”! Now she’s hanging wih some real celebrity! I’d say she looks good here, but something’s still off. She looks like a depressed factory worker who won a makeover and the stylist thought they’d make her look like Britney Spears. Britney hosted the opening of LAX at the Luxor in Vegas on Friday night. She must need some scratch for that custody battle that’s brewing. She was hanging with Criss Angel Mindfreek, who is supposedly assisting her with her MTV “comeback” performance. We all know how that’s being played out.

She strode down the red carpet as her single “Gimme More” blared from inside the nightclub. While she didn’t stop for any interviews, she certainly gave photographers and cameramen all they could handle as she paused and smiled for pictures before disappearing into the club.

Spears then made her way to the VIP area where she reportedly hung out with illusionist Criss Angel, who has been frequently seen with Spears over the past few weeks.

Britney and Houdini then hit the dance floor, where they reportedly shared her lollipop. That’s nasty. Ugh. I don’t think I’d even share the boyfriend’s lollipop. I don’t need to be licking someone’s fillings, no matter how much I love them or even how well they inject me with their magic faux-Goth willy. Also? Nevermind Britney - that’s f*cking CARROT TOP! CARROT TOP! OVER HERE! Do you think any of the other celebrities acknowledged him? Brit probably did. She probably wanted to know “where you buy a giant droopy pencil, yo? That’s kewl! Har!” You know she loves prop comedy.

(WENN)

Tons more photos from the event are after the jump.

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