It looks like Britney’s not even sure that she should be allowed to drive. But it sounds like that’s beside the point these days, since she’s just been issued a license to kill drive. The California DMV told Us Weekly that Ms. Spears picked up her temporary license yesterday from the Van Nuys office, with her permanent license to be mailed to her within the next few weeks. Britney obtaining her license is just one of a number of steps that the pop star is taking to appease the judge who awarded temporary custody of Britney’s children to their father, Kevin Federline. Now that it looks like she’s well on her way to working toward that goal, Britney now might have a sex-tape to worry about. The only thing that might be her saving grace–a less-than-impressive performance. The 28-year-old man who claims that he and the pop star got it on in Hawaii and secretly filmed their tryst.

“It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes.”

Yeah, guy, we know the feeling. Plus, we’ve got a nice shot of her “O-face” right here, thanks. No need to see any more than that.

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