I’m Gonna Gitchya! I’m Gonna Eatchoo Rite Up!

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“Hey, ya’all! I got gum! And a new song! It’s Britney, bitch!” Sources are saying that Snack Cake will be debuting a new song in addition to her new single “Gimme More” at the VMA’s on Sept. 9. It’s Britney, bitch. She hears you and she just wants to dance with you!
After releasing “Gimme More,” her much-requested latest single, in advance of her new album (due Nov. 13), the pop star will continue to whet fans’ appetites by unveiling a new song during a performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, USA Today reports.
Spears, 25, has long been expected to perform at the Sept. 9 ceremony, and has been working up an act with illusionist Criss Angel. In addition to “Gimme More,” she is expected to sing the as-yet-unreleased song “Cry,” says the newspaper.
No confirmation on this from Britney’s rep, which means her two babies had nothing to say. Didn’t all the employees leave? Anyway, “Cry” is an appropriate title. We’ve all shed a few tears over this plane crash. Is anyone else waiting to cringe when they boo her ass? Who doesn’t want to see stretch marks and wrecked weaves tottering across the stage with some bad lip synching? *rolls eyes*
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