Our 24-hour Britney watch continues. Britney Spears’ next move after handing her kids over to K-Fed’s bodyguards yesterday afternoon was to put on a napkin for a skirt and check into a Beverly Hills hotel. You know she did this because workers are already turning the kids’ rooms into a pole dancing stage and another pantry to hold Lil’ Debbie snack cakes respectively.

An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night, where hotel security flanked the popwreck and tried to chase away any photogs who ventured onto the property.

Seriously the skirt was a toilet paper square. Medic! Keep reading for more details as to why she’s currently childless (and loving it).

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