(WENN)

Why did Britney Spears lose her kids, you ask? Ok, you didn’t ask that and stop laughing! It’s not exactly for the reasons you think. Because there’s plenty of dumpster moms out there and they retain their spawn and their spawn grows up to be as dumpstery. Britney lost her kids because she was told to do a bunch of stuff to keep them by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon and didn’t.

Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn’t do it.

Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn’t do it.

Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn’t do it.

Spears was also required to sign the judge’s order — again, she didn’t.

AND both her and K-Fed were told that they shouldn’t be driving their children around without a valid California driver’s license. And then Commissioner Gordon (BATMAN!) saw footage of Britney tooling around with the kids looking for chow last week. A monkey on a unicycle is more authorized to drive on the Los Angeles freeways than her. And there ya have it. So - mentally ill or did this scary bitch do it on purpose to divest herself of two burdens? Mark my words, those two are going to be on Shiloh Jolie Pitt’s talk show talking about why they’re crossing dressing neo nazis because of their mom in 2047.

(Flynet)

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