Britney and that greasy magician Criss Angel Mindf*ck or whatever are telling everyone that they’re merely working on a collaboration for her VMA appearance next month. So they rehearse in a hotel room at 3 AM? Are those mother’s hours?

Spears, 25, and Angel, 39, were seen the next night entering the W Los Angeles-Westwood hotel at 3 a.m. and didn’t leave till later that morning.

Meanwhile, on August 17, the new couple hit the trendy Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel at 1 a.m. for a half hour before heading back to her Beverly Hills mansion for yet another sleepover.

“He’s got a different chick in his bed every night, but he knows the power of hooking up with famous, beautiful girls like Cameron and Britney,” says an Angel pal.

The report went on to state that since Criss is magic, he knows “low-level hypnotism” and can entrance her hick ass. Stoplights entrance this crazy dummy! The only magic trick going on here is when he magically pulls his penis out of her vagine to prevent any more neglected children. Can you imagine that bed after they’re done? Grease, Axe body spray stains, and empty Pringles tubes. I feel for the maid.

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