People who despise Angelina, rejoice! Everyday we get to read your comments. T-Bone said this! Angietothemax said that! And Green Cardigan and Darth Paul are just funny. Look - shoutouts! It’s a constant war between those who love Angelina, and those who feel she’s the worst thing to happen to our society since “The Hills”. For all of you drinking Haterade, check it out! It’s been discovered that 80% of e-mails with the the heading of “Angelina Jolie” contain viruses! Let the bitchery commence!

Fake emails claiming to offer nude photographs of Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Milla Jovovich and pixelated videogame babe Lara Croft are behind 80 per cent of computer viruses last month, according to experts.

For, though claiming to contain shocking pictures of female celebrities, the emails, once opened, install a malicious rootkit.

“These emails are masquerading as pornographic content, tempting the unwary into opening a file on their Windows computer which will install a rootkit and download further malicious code from the internet,” said Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant for Sophos.

You should hold her solely responsible for your system falling to pieces and becoming an expensive paper weight. She’s pure evil in a designer dress! Don’t be fooled by that humanitarian bullshit. She’s coldblooded, shifty and you know she knows the dark arts. She stole a girl’s husband and turned him into a simpering eunuch. She steals kids from their native lands! And now this! An e-mail with her in the subject heading is like a poison pen letter from Satan himself! See, I don’t think she’s all that and a bag of Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips ALL the time, ok? Lay off, bitches!

(INF)

Angelina Jolie takes Shiloh out in public once again. It’s nice to see Shiloh getting a little more public face time. It looks like Jolie has heard the weight rumors, and was wise to cover up.

(INF)

The rumor that Angelina Jolie was fired as the face of St. John are apparently completely untrue. A spokesperson for the company confirmed to US Weekly that the actress/activist/mother of four is still on the payroll.

“Rumors that St John has fired Angelina Jolie are untrue,” the company’s spokesperson tells Us. “She appears in the current St John’s campaign and she will appear in the upcoming Spring campaign as well.”

“Angelina Jolie embodies so many qualities of what St. John represents,” said Cohen. “She is strong, independent and dynamic. She’s a mother, actress and a philanthropist.”

What does Angelina do on one of her days off? Well, she and Brad Pitt take their four children to “Kidville” on the upper east side of New York City. Luckily for us the reclusive Shiloh makes another appearance.

(INF

At the Clinton Global Initiative, Angelina Jolie spoke on her belief that war spending would be better allocated by focusing on helping educate those children displaced by the war. Referring to the millions of refugees resulting from the war in Iraq, the actress emphasized the importance that the world get its “priorities in order.” Comparing costs, she said:

“The entire appeal equals about eight hours of current spending in Iraq. So just a few hours would send 150,000 children to school.”

“Nothing wins more hearts and minds and nothing gives more freedom than education and nothing is a better deterrent for conflict than an educated child.”

And while Angie’s been working hard on promoting this initiative she’s proposing, I too have been focused on a pet project near and dear to my heart–getting my boyfriend to take off his shoes while over at my apartment. I know what you’re thinking, we’re both so similar, equally dedicated to worthwhile causes. Sometimes, when I look at her, shaking former President Clinton’s hand, I feel like I’m looking in a mirror.

(Splash)

More photos of Angelina Jolie and the celebs (Jessica Biel, Mary Louise Parker, Petra Nemkova, Chelsea Clinton) attending the Clinton Global Initiative are after the jump.

(INF)

I wish. That would be a sweet gig. I love that Zahara’s totally in that phase that Maddox inhabited for a good chunk of time as getting to be the one toted around by Angie. Her name tag is quite cute. It’s given me a brilliant idea for a Halloween costume. Because really, if it only takes a name tag, then why not? I’d just have to stare in the mirror and practice her perfectly-honed expression of perpetual disinterest. Then, I’d be good to go.

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, Angelina Jolie, knows she’s taking moonbeams home in a jar or however else you want to describe her perfect life. Here she is appearing at the Clinton Global Initiative Conference. Whenever she can, she brings starpower to the causes she believes in. She’s a damn saint. After she dies, she’ll appear to small children in impoverished South American countries and cause a religious furor.

The third annual Global Initiative conference drew world leaders, celebrities and scholars for three days of panel discussions and smaller working sessions about four broad topics: poverty relief, global health, education and energy and climate change.

More than $10 billion was pledged toward world causes in the first two conferences, and participants were expected to pledge more this year.

Former president Bill Clinton runs this bitch, and the cool thing is - if people don’t follow through with their pledges, they aren’t invited back. So if Angie says she’s going to adopt more orphanages, then Lycee De Francais De New York or whatever the hell it is better have some new registrations come next fall. Or Bill Clinton says you’re out. Unless you blow him. Don’t yell at me, it’s not like he’s not down like that.

(WENN)

More photos of Angelina Jolie attending the Clinton Global Initiative in New York are after the jump.

The head of Maddox Jolie-Pitt ’s ultra exclusive swanky school has written a letter addressing the brouhaha that occurs whenever Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt drop by. As you may expect, whenever The Most Beautiful Woman In The World or her consort drop Maddox off or pick him up at Lycée Français de New York , the place goes nuts. Even highly uptight Park Avenue snots are screaming their names and showing up for pictures.

The Lycee’s director of operations, Dan Cooke, is confronting the matter head-on. On Sept. 14, he dispatched a letter to parents.

“Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition,” the source quoted with some glee. “Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.”

This goes to show that anyone will slut for a celebrity despite their parents having come over on the Mayflower. Angie reportedly impressed parents by personally apologizing for the photog issue. And Maddox was reported to have started to cry because his class was assigned to bring in photos of themselves. Supposedly, he’s terrified of the paps. Really? He looks like Head Bitch In Charge in most photos.

So many of you have been asking about Angelina Jolie’s nude flats that I just had to find you a similar and equally fabulous pair. Meet the Charles Albert Camel Flex Flats in 8.5. They are nude, flat and comfy, just like Angie’s faves. If you’re one of the many yearning for Angie’s flats, here’s […]

Related Entries:

• eBay Find of the Week
• eBay Find of the Week
• eBay Find of the Week
• eBay Find of the Week

Tags:
Angelina Jolie

flats

Lanvin

- Fashion

eBay Find of the Week

nude flats

Angie and Brad, ever the vigilant humanitarian celebrites, took in a special screening of the documentary, “Darfur Now,” at the United Nations building in New York. The screening took place at the beginning of a General Assembly and the film focuses on the stories of six people living in the Sudan, during this time of political turmoil. Starring Don Cheadle, “Darfur Now” is supposed to open in theaters nationwide on November 2nd.

I love imagining that these photos were either taken by a tiny paparazzo, or one that was about seven years old, based on the point of view from so near to the ground. And that’s my wacky observation for this post…

More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are after the jump.

Aren’t those children like, model beautiful? And so nicely dressed? Maddox is a fierce little man. Momma’s wasting away behind those aviator shades, but at least the kids look healthy and happy. Here’s Angelina Jolie carting the kids around. Do you think she uses a nanny ever? The celebs are very careful not to let the nanny ever get in the photograph. You gotta wonder. Four kids and an active acting career. There’s gotta be an army of babyshakers back at the house. And to contrast now with then, here’s what Angie USED to get up to before her transformation into Earth Mother Gaia.

She tells Cosmopolitan magazine, “My S+M lifestyle was dangerous. My then-boyfriend and I used knives on each other. I was 14 and wanted to break out. I didn’t tell anyone about it; it was a dark secret. “But I’ve since been more careful with things like that.”

I know that’s a an old, old story. But what a delightful example of how one can turn their life around. Mental underage dominatrix into The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. What the hell was going on with her if she was cutting up on her boyfriend at fourteen? Maybe Jon Voight should have said “no” to “The Champ” and stuck around a little while. Damn. Ok, I’m sure i have the times all wrong but you get what I’m saying. Ricky Schroeder could have found someone else to cry over. Wussy little baby.

(Flynet)

More photos of Angelina Jolie and the kiddies are after the jump.