The two minds behind the documentary about Tammy Faye Bakker Mesner, “The Eyes of Tammy Faye” have decided to put their efforts together toward gathering various works of art, including various paintings and sculptures, inspired by the career ups and downs of Britney Spears. Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbatos have organized a series of works to be displayed in a show entitled, “Just Britney,” which will be showing in their art gallery. From Reuters:

“We reached out to a number of artists and found Britney is such a polarizing character these days,” said Steven Corfe, a co-curator of the show with Thairin Smothers.

“People absolutely adored her and wanted to celebrate her bubblegum, pop princess years. Or, they thought she was an irresponsible mother or wanted to play up the drug side of things,” Corfe added. “The show reflects that whole spectrum.”

These pieces include a giant portrait of the pop star made out of chewed bubble gum, as well as a piece entitled, “Snake Charmer,” inspired by an unflattering picture of the pop princess taken while getting out of a car and flashing her lady parts. I can’t believe that Britney actually inspired someone to do something creative. Maybe she should turn some of that energy towards herself.

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More photos of Britney with Sean Preston after the jump.

Here’s Britney Spears and her sweatstain lost in Malibu and unable to find her home. She had to ask a photographer which way that was. She was probably looking for a lake to drive her car into with the kids in it. Don’t piss and moan at me, she’s that type of Mom except with more money. Anyway, her upcoming albumis getting good reviews. So there’s that.

Britney is at her thumping best, with heavy-duty electro pop blending brilliantly with her distinctive vocals.

The stand-out track is “Piece Of Me” — a personal rant about how the whole world wants something from her.

It opens with the line: “I’m Mrs American Dream, since 17, they want a piece of me.”

The chorus really hits home with a message about the crazy publicity circus surrounding the fallen pop princess.

She sings: “I’m successful, rich and famous, I’m Mrs Oh My God I’m Britney Shameless,

“I’m Mrs Extra, Extra, This Just In, I’m Mrs She’s Too Big, She’s Too Thin.”

Not sure about the “too thin” line. That accusation hasn’t been bandied about lately. “Too sweaty” would work. Get some dress shields! And a GPS! You can afford it! And if this is the American Dream, I’m off to Belgium.

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More photos of a lost and stained Britney Spears are after the jump.

Do we really want to?

Ah yes, with some sketchy weave atop her head, a margarita in one hand and a CD in the other, we see our girl, Brit-Brit leaving her recording studio with what I’m guessing will be the soundtrack to her new dance, “The Drunken Shuffle.” Although, she’ll be hard-pressed to top her zombie dance from this year’s VMAs, which has earned her the title of “Most Embarrassing Screen Dance Of All Time.” Well, at least she’s winning something, even if it is something along the lines of “Biggest F*ck-Up at the Moment.” Like my mother always told me, “I don’t care what you choose to pursue as a career, as long as you try to be the best at it.” And clearly, Britney’s taken that to heart and is really taking this whole “has-been” schtick to a level that’s unprecedented and impressive, quite frankly.

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More photos of Britney Spears leaving the recording studio are after the jump.

She is AROUND the bend. Here’s charming footage of Britney Spears asking a photog in assistance in accquiring a tampon. The photogs are her family now, aren’t they? In the second film, she’s flirting and trying to use their own cameras on then. But still - this is sad. The flashbulbs are her friends.

Most ladies know when Aunt Flo’s coming, right? Or does someone need to school me?

Video of Britney turning the camera on the paparazzi is after the jump.

And from the looks of these pictures, the thought of her behind the wheel appears to make her children apprehensive as well. Us Weekly talked with L.A. City Attorney’s Office rep, Frank Mateljan about Britney Spears driving around with her two young sons in tow, despite facing misdemeanor charges related to the fact that she doesn’t appear to be in possession of a valid driver’s license. He indicated that the charge stems specifically stems from her August 6th hit and run and that, “It doesn’t matter if she has or doesn’t have a license now.” Well, I’m not sure what that means. But I do know that Sarah Silverman was surprised at the reaction her Britney jokes got on stage at the VMAs.

“The joke that everyone was upset about — me calling the kids ‘adorable mistakes’ — was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. I don’t want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I’m in it to be funny and not for the drama. It’s embarrassing.”

Either way, I’m sure Britney was way too busy being nearly unconscious at the time to even hear what was going on. I have a feeling she was already in the back of a limo somewhere, rediscovering her nipples by the time Sarah hit the stage.

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Here’s pics of Britney Spears stopping at Quiznos to use the loo to blow some rails. You can bitch at me all you want, but there is no other excuse for that outfit and whatever that is on her head but rampant drug use. Photographers apparently destroyed the place to get a pic of this mess.

Looking dazed as she exited the bathroom — wearing boots (hooray for shoes, ya’ll!) — Spears was met by a flurry of photogs who tore the sub shop apart, pushing tables and chairs around to get a good shot of Brit.

Escorted through the madness by holding the hand of a photographer, an ever-observant Britney was heard saying, “You’re filming me as we walk.” She then hopped into her car, where her kids were sleeping in the back seat, and took off.

“You’re filming me as we walk”. What a child-like thing to say. She is so far gone. Seriously, why wouldn’t you put a hat over that, where are the kids, insert Britney frustration question here.

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More photos from Britney Spears’ trip to Quiznos after the jump.

So Britney Spears‘ former bodyguard was the “surprise witness” that Gloria Allred showed up with at the custody proceedings. His name is Tony Barretto and he was inspired to tell his story because he’s concerned about Brit’s kids. Who isn’t? Someone should mount a rescue effort before those kids grow up to start snipering people and leaving tarot cards on highway overpasses. I’m sure there was money involved, but he’s got a doozy of a story of Britney almost OD’ing with Howie Day, and walking around naked and then firing him because he wouldn’t pick up her hat. That is the best reason for dismissal we’ve heard all day.

Indeed the frequent screaming bouts and episodes of depression left him fearing the singer might kill herself or even harm her children Preston, aged two, and Jayden, one.

Keep reading for the details of what this bloke had to say.

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Here’s shots of Britney Spears entering her lawyer’s office on Friday. Why is she crying? It might have something to do with being charged with hit and driving without a valid California driver’s license. These charges stemmed from an incident where Britney struck a parked car and left without leaving a note back in August. Actually, there was no need for a note. You could just log on and see where her ass was that day. She’s kind of visible.

Each misdemeanor charge, stemming from a fender-bender in a Los Angeles parking lot on August 6, carries a maximum sentence of 6 months in jail.

Spears is scheduled to be arraigned on the charges on October 10.

A city attorney spokesman said that Brit has never been issued a license in California and that they can’t even verify whether or not she has a license in her homestate of Lousiana. It’s not like she’s ever going to do any jailtime. Things aren’t looking good ,though, in the rest of her life. But I will say I like those glasses. It’s not making me think she’s anymore intelligent or actually uses them to read but they’re stylish and draw my attention away from whatever’s going on with the hair.

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She should rock the sweater and the hornrims and the baby more often. She actually looks normal. See what a difference it makes when you’re not walking around with your gut hanging over pink panties? Anyway, how do you feel about astrology? Who believes this shit? Vanity Fair’s astrologer has discovered that Britney and Anna Nicole have the same star signs or something and that Britney could very well go the way of the late great trashy tragedy. We didn’t need a star chart to tell us this. Thanks for the obvious.

Vanity Fair magazine’s resident astrologer has revealed that Britney Spears, 25, has an identical astrological chart to Anna Nicole Smith and is worried that the singer will suffer a fate similar to Anna Nicole’s. Horoscope writer Michael Lutin says that Smith, who was born November 28, and Spears, who was born December 2, are both Sagittariuses “with Libra rising” (one’s rising sign refers to the time of day one was born).

“Instead of laughing at her and making fun of her just the way they did with Anna Nicole, somebody better step in and do something or it is going to be just like Anna Nicole,” Lutin writes.

Pack your bags, we’re going on a guilt trip! Across the galaxy! Can I step in personally? What does he expect from us?

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More photos of Britney Spears with Sean Preston are after the jump.