Archive for the 'Celebrity Breakups' Category

Jessica Alba Single Again

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Jessica Alba Single Again

Apparently Jessica Alba called her former beau of two years and told him she was no longer in love with him.OUCH That had’ta hurt!Of course we all know that if Jessica Alba is single, it’s because she wants to be.Potential suiters are going to be lining up around the corner taking numbers just to get […]

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Rosie Continues To Dislike Elisabeth Hasselbeck; Deluded Hasselbeck Remains Optimistic

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Apparently unaccustomed to rejection, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is like the awkward ex who just can’t admit that things aren’t working out.
You know the type. At first, you tried to let her down easy, saying things like, ‘you’re a great person but I just don’t think we have that much in common.’ When that didn’t work, […]

Legal Beagle

Friday, May 25th, 2007

After yesterday’s well-received foray into the courtroom drama, we’ve decided to offer you a momentary respite from your grueling day [Ed: of pretending to work] with another entertaining legal snippet.
Today’s installment revolves around Anne Heche’s messy custody battle with her soon-to-be ex-husband, Coleman Laffoon (his real name!) Heche, best known for dating Ellen DeGeneres and […]

Jiblets

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

• American Idol judge Paula Abdul slips, falls flat on her face and breaks her schnozz. Before you laugh, remeber: this could happen to you. Or at least to those of you who imbibe.
• Bill Maher to homosexuals: “Forget civil rights, just make gayness a religion. I mean, you’re kneeling anyway.”
• Al Gore is, was […]