Our once-frisky little pop star, Christina Aguilera, used to enjoy a dirrty night out with her crotchless leather chaps, but has since been domesticated and finds herself preferring the simple joys of married life instead. And now that she’s pregnant with her first baby with husband, Jordan Bratman (totally uncomfirmed, but whatevs), she’s probably got even more reason to choose a night in front of the TV vs. some hard-partying.

“We still go out but I’m not into the whole Hollywood party scene. I know I could have gone down that route and I’m so grateful I never did. We have this new thing about staying in and being cosy. Just the two of us hanging out at home, snuggling up on the sofas.”

Luckily for Christina, once the kids are born, she can totally go back to the wild lifestyle she once enjoyed during her X-tina days, if she wants to. At least, that’s what Britney’s lead me to believe. It’s not like getting wasted every night after the baby’s already left your uterus can hurt it. Duh.

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More photos of Christina Aguilera with her hubby are after the jump.

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We realize this lead photo is murky and it looks like Xtina and her hubby have died and come back spectral, but bear with us. This is the reaction shot from when they heard Paris Hilton reveal to the crowd at Vegas’ LAX nightclub that Xtina’s with baby. Something that Christina hasn’t officially announced yet. Paris obviously wanted some whore attention so she opened her whore mouth and dumbness spewed out. You know Christina wanted to beat her whore ass. Though she probably couldn’t have moved under all that Mac. Damn, scrape some of that shit off and let your pores breathe! That can’t be good for the baby.

Everything was going smoothly until she jumped the mic and blurted. “I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You’re gorgeous!” *record scratch*

Problem is, Aguilera has never publicly confirmed her pregnancy! Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman initially looked shocked, but then quickly recovered. Party on!

Aguilera’s rep had no comment. Paris should have stuck to fellating 50-Cent and keeping her mouth occupied before she said anymore stupid shit. I wouldn’t want people to know I was knocked up too early either. What if something happened, and you lost the baby? Then you feel like a failure and the whole world knows about it. And why in the world is 50-Cent letting Paris rub her stank all over him when she’s a known racist? He’s a dummy, and she’s just trying to make people think she isn’t Aryan Nation. No one’s fooled, Ilsa!

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More photos of Christina Aguilera Hosts an Evening at LAX Nightclub, on the red carpet and in the party venue, after the jump.

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I thought Betty Grable was impregnated. That’s a small baby. She looks good here. Those frilly bump-hiding shirts are her thing. And at least she’s not facing jail time like a certain other Vicodin-bottle clutching Mom-to-be.

Here’s Xtina taking her family out to din-din. I don’t see the bump really, but she’s crafty to be wearing such a loose fitting shirt. Remember when she used to battle with Britney? Wow, did she come out ahead. She might be overplaying that Rosie the Riveter 40’s theme, but you won’t see her puking sushi up in a club around her lollipop. Or avoiding subpoenas. Or waiting to rejoice over the new flavor of Bugles.

Christina Continues Taking Her Family to Dinner After the Jump

Out and about with her hubby, Christina Aguilera enjoys a casual shopping spree with his and her baseball caps. This is what celebrities like to refer to as a “low-key” look. I love it. I feel like I’m so used to seeing these two going to costume parties that it’s interesting to see them dressing up in the spirit of dressing down. In Touch reports that the couple are expecting a little girl on December 15th of this year. In the past, the singer has said that she’s planned on raising her children to be bilingual.

“I definitely want my children to know Spanish, that’s important.

“It’s something that I want to start speaking early on in the house, so I’m brushing up on my Spanish and taking out my lesson tapes on tour.”

Yes, I feel the same way. It’s very important to me that my babies grow up with an appreciation of their heritage, since I am, in fact, pig-latina. Or ig-pay, atina-lay, as we like to say in the old country.

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More photos of Christina and Jordy doing a little shopping after the jump.

The tiny pop singer with the baby bump isn’t letting her alleged pregnancy slow her down. The opening concert for her tour was in Sydney the other night, and the petite blonde pulled all the stops during her performance on stage. She provided her fans with rousing renditions of What a Girl Wants, Lady Marmalade and Candyman backed up by a live band complete with a four-piece horn section. But before she could hit the stage, Christina had to satisfy a donut craving immediately upon arriving in the Sydney airport for tour. Minutes after her plane landed, X-tina sent her hubby, Jordan Bratman, to get two large coffees and a dozen glazed donuts, further reinforcing speculation that she’s preggo. And that little anecdote reminds me why people aspire to be rich and famous–to be able to be minutes away from obtaining donuts at any given point in time. At least, that’s why I’d do it.

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More photos of Christina Aguilera performing on her Back To Basics tour in Sydney, Australia after the jump.

Now, we knew that Christina Aguilera was probably pregnant, but now E! News Online has gone and confirmed it for us, so that we can sleep at night, no longer tortured by thoughts that maybe our suspicions had been wrong. This will be the first child for Aguilera and her husband, Jordan Bratman, who both celebrated their first anniversary not too long ago. For the moment, Christina is focused on her career, with stops in Asia and Australia scheduled, but her last stop will be in Auckland, New Zealand in August, and I’m guessing she might start to take it easy after that.

I’ll be highly disappointed if she doesn’t bust out the maternity chaps during her pregnancy. Because, what’s the point of being Christina Aguilera and being pregnant, if you’re not going to wear maternity chaps?

More photos of Christina Aguilera are after the jump.

TMZ confirmed through various sources that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who’s seen those pictures of Nicole and her baby bump. They pretty much confirm everything.In other news, Christina Aguilera’s estranged father has confirmed her pregnancy. He’s excited and wishes her the best. Tough luck chump, you’re still […]

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Christina Aguilera has a bump whilst performing in the fleshpots of Bangkok. Hopefully she doesn’t give birth to another bad tour. Damn, was that show bad. All that jumping around can’t be good for the supposed kid. Between the jumping and those big fake plastic mounds on her chest slapping against everything, that kid’s gonna get mangled.

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