
“Fashion Rocks” took place last night. A two hour telecast of the concert will air on CBS tonight.
Fergie sang with Aerosmith, Teri Hatcher shared the stage with 50 Cent to introduce Jennifer Lopez, and Jeremy Piven served as host to a crowd of style insiders. From the start, Piven wondered aloud why he was there - were possible emcees Tom Ford, Kanye West or Heidi Klum all unavailable?
Because you come cheap, slut. I’m bored. Let’s peruse these photos. Play along with me. Avril looks like she’s about to creep through the White House to kill Glenn Close in “Mars Attacks”. Ludacris looks a little gay. Cuba Gooding Jr. looks like someone’s grandpappy. Steve Tyler looks like your crazy aunt. Jessica Alba is the single most annoying prick ever. Look closely so you can see the burden of “pretty” that she carries on her back. Adam Levine in cheaper clothes would look like the lonely college student plotting to kill everyone in the dorm cafeteria. Nicole Richie should only have a child that will grow up to join the Peace Corp. and totally confound her because she is so flaunting that pregnancy as an accessory. And who’s that chick in the leopard skin? I’m going to use my detective skills and surmise that she wants attention. Everyone here looks beat. We need some new blood.








(WENN)
Tons more photos (Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, Mary J. Blige, Ashlee Simpson Ciara, Alicia Keys, 50 Cent, Avril Lavigne, Steven Tyler, LL Cool J, Jessica Alba, Tyra Banks, Teri Hatcher, Mischa Barton and many many more) from the Fashion Rocks event are after the jump.
