The Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony Tour descended on Atlantic City on Friday night. Like a plague of winged monkeys or the Apocalypse. They played the Trump Taj Mahal, and the show was evenly split between the two. This is Jennifer’s first tour. I’m sure her room had to be painted white, but not actually white. Maybe more of an egg cream shade mixed with an off white. And if the lilies weren’t from the exact rain forest Jennifer likes, some poor desk bitch was out on the dole.

After nearly 90 minutes, Lopez (who has been the subject of increasing pregnancy rumors) came onstage wearing a flowing baby doll top and flared bottoms by Roberto Cavalli. She opened with her new single “Do It Well,” and showed off some low-key hip-hop dance moves.

A few songs into her set, a breathless Lopez asked the crowd, “How amazing is Marc?” She added: “This is a really special night for us … This is my first tour ever! It’s been a really special year.”

I hope she re-enacted that crazy-ass video where she’s beating the crap out of guys in a fetish club to get to her little brother who’s locked in a closet washing dishes. Have you people seen that? There’s a girl in a hamster wheel! And a furries! Jennifer’s a kinky bitch! And she’s pummeling guys! And she stops in her rescue efforts to work it out in a line dance. SWAT teams should all do that.

More photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony in concert are after the jump.

Love her or hate her (sometimes I do both because we have such a volatile relationship), I do have to say that JLO really is working the hell out of some tiger eyes in this recent photo shoot for Arena Magazine. She looks very sultry and sensual, while she appears to be wearing sexy clothing to a gym with a very, very limited selection of work-out equipment. In fact, if you check out these pix after the jump, it looks like all they had available are these climbing ropes and a laughable little dumbbell. Still, La Lopez looks fabulous, although, I’m wondering where this cleavage all of a sudden came from. Her boobs can’t already be expanding from being preggo–or can they?

More photos of Jennifer Lopez from her Arena magazine photo shoot are after the jump.

Now, I know that she hasn’t officially confirmed her pregnancy, but Jennifer Lopez is SO pregnant. How can I be so sure? She seems to be gaining weight exactly the way all of my aunts and sisters did when they got preggo–with the weight going straight to her nose. I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m going to suffer a similar fate when I have babies, so I should probably choose my words carefully. Here, we see the pop star with her hubby, Marc Anthony, by her side, as she visits the neighborhood in the Bronx where she grew up. She was there to kick off her very first concert tour, touring the elementary school P.S. 36 Unionport with swarms of fans greeting her on her very publicized return to the block.

“We look at you and we see ourselves,” Lopez said. “I can remember doing little songs at school and being onstage and dreaming of great things. And seeing all of you so full of beauty and life and energy, and knowing that - how far you can go - it still touches my heart.”

I hear she even burst into tears at one point, she had become so overwhelmed with emotion. Seriously, if that isn’t hard proof that she’s pregnant, then believe me when I say the nose knows.

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More photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony attending the ING Kick Off Event presenting Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony ‘En Concierto’ Tour at PS36 Union Port School after the jump.

As we reported last week, when Jennifer Lopez isn’t too busy neglecting her mother - she’s making crazy-ass demands of hotel staff. This chick is SO spoiled. Her output doesn’t equal what she expects in luxuries. Seriously, she doesn’t even tour, does she? It’s not like she’s sweating it up on a stage every night. Anyway, reports are saying that her insane demands are staring to jibe with what a pregnant chick wants to mow down.

They report that just before arriving at the Dorchester Hotel, Lopez faxed over a request for just the sort of things a mom-to-be might need - including two humidifiers, two fans, a room set at 80 degrees, Jo Malone candles, white or red roses, soft-baked chocolate chip cookies, sour cream and onion chips, regular chips, veggie platters, plain M&M’s, sunflower seeds, Ritz crackers, Dentyne Ice gum, spicy brown mustard, mayonnaise, Smartwater, caffeine-free Coke and Red Bull. A rep for Lopez said she didn’t know if the singer is pregnant.

She has to be kept hot and moist with air blowing on her? Please see my last post for how I feel about this pregnancy thing. I’d like to salute all the Moms out there. Ri-Ri Harvey, Mrs. Timmons, and the rest. Because if I’m ever in a physical state where I need to be kept in a greenhouse and could possibly grow flora out of crevices, I’m punching my own ticket.

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Jennifer Lopez seems to have been neglecting her Moms lately. Guadalupe (I love that name) Lopez says that Jennifer rarely calls her and doesn’t seem to care about her opinion at all. Even if your Mom is irritating as hell, you need to call her now and then. So she hated “Gigli” and thinks you should have stuck with Ben. So does everyone else! Instead of that corpse you’re dragging around with you! Seriously. Does he come with an IV drip? And there is no animal on Earth that matches that pattern you have on. Where is that species from? Narnia?

This week, when In Touch Weekly reported that Jennifer and hubby Marc Anthony were expecting, the Daily News’ Ethan Rouen traveled to Guadalupe’s home in Westchester to check the story with her.

The couple has been trying for years to give her a grandchild - but Guadalupe sounded almost indifferent to the prospect.

“I didn’t hear about it,” she said coolly.” You know more than I do. I don’t talk to her very often. I don’t see her often.”

Guadalupe said she is “very busy here taking care of my sister,” who was at Guadalupe’s house at the time.” [Jennifer is] very busy doing what she does.”

Brrrrr. When asked if she had any thoughts about a skeleton baby with a giant ass, G-Lo replied “no, no thoughts.” Ok, then. Guadalupe sounds like one of those fiery Moms that you don’t trifle with or she will put some sort of curse on you and never speak to you again. When Jennifer’s face is scarred by hives, and her ass deflates - she’ll know that her Mom put some hoodoo on her. Jenn is denying the pregnancy though, and still demanding everything but an actual Linens N’ Things in her hotel room. Keep reading.

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More photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are after the jump.

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The actress, pop star and fashionista, Jennifer Lopez is pregnant! According to In Touch Weekly, she’s due to have her first child in the spring of next year. The magazine states that a Beverly Hills fertility specialist with whom she and husband, Marc Anthony, had been working to get pregnant, gave the couple the good news after a recent visit to his office. Additionally, Lopez had an ultrasound taken while in New York on September 12th. From an inside source:

“The test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant.”

Another revealed:

“The way the fetus is lying made it difficult for the doctor to tell if there was more than one baby in there.”

For the past two years, the couple have been working on trying to get pregnant and could possibly have two little bundles of joy to expect on the way. Congrats and let the baby bump watch begin!

It looks as if Jennifer Lopez is starring in my twelve-year-old Trapper Keeper fantasy world and I couldn’t be happier. Seriously, I think I now want to decorate my bedroom in these psychedelic colors and swirlies and damn, she sure knows how to market to me! Am I really that transparent? Apparently, because Jennifer said that this new line was revealed at her JustSweet show last night at the New York Fashion week in the hopes of bridging the gap between lower-end, Sweetface and her more expensive, mature clothing line. Here’s JLO’s take on JustSweet:

“Girls who are young who are going to wear it are going to feel sophisticated in it because it does have a chic kind of feeling to it,” she said. “But people who are older who wear it are going to feel young, flirty and fun. It really has a nice mix.”

It looks like a bunch of Jolly Ranchers mated, but I’m still very intrigued. Bright colors fascinate me. Also, it appears as if La Lopez did some shoe changes during the show. I like that she perhaps was feeling a bit wacky in what look like stiletto running shoes, so she decided to keep it simple with the shiny dominatrix heels.

(Splash)

More photos of Jennifer Lopez and her models from her Just Sweet fashion show are after the jump.

Just Cavalli New York Flagship Opening, New YorkI may have liked Jennifer Lopez’ outfit here if she had lost the hat.Simple, yet gorgeous. I love that Diane Kruger did not accessorize this dress, as it did not need it.Beautiful colour on her.I am loving Mary J Blige’s new do. I am glad […]

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Jennifer Lopez’s first husband, Ojani Noa, is learning the hard way that Jenny from the Block doesn’t like to be f-d with. When Noa decided to publish a tell-all book about the international pop diva, Lopez slammed him with an injunction and a law suit. And now, a judge has upheld a ruling that JLO’s ex violated a confidentiality agreement by attempting to have the book published, and has awarded Lopez $545,000 in regards to the suit. Noa tried to convince the judge that the book was actually about his life story and not as much about JLO, to which the judge was all, “Um, yeah. Sure.” After Judge Solner denied Noa’s request for more time so that he could find a lawyer–Noa’s fourth chance to do so–Noa felt slighted.

“I think it’s unfair, to be honest, your honor,” Noa said in court.

“I’m sure you do,” Solner replied.

That’s right, Noa was talking to the court directly, because at one point, he thought it might be a good idea to represent himself. You know it was all People’s Court up in there, with Noa at one point probably informing the judge passionately that “this whole damn court is out of order!” Meanwhile, you know JLO was all, “Please, I have highlights that were more difficult to get than winning this silly case. I am JLO. Don’t cross me.”

More photos of Jennifer Lopez auditioning dancers after the jump.