• Is Jessica Biel Wonder Woman? [Egotastic]
• Adrianne Curry Boycotts BET, Black History Month [IDLYITW]
• Billy Bob’s Daughter Bella is Bella [Just Jared]
• Maya Rudolph Leaving ‘SNL’ Cast [MollyGood]
• I’d Still Take It [Dlisted]
• Bar Rafaeli At Donna Primavera Summer 2008: Just Cavalli [I’m Not Obsessed]
• BWE.tv Exclusive: Kanye West Drunk on the Wendy Williams Experience [Best Week Ever]
• Victoria Beckham invades Japan. [Pink is the New Blog]
• dita von teese knows her ABCs! [popbytes]
• Hero in Chains: Milo Ventimiglia [Towleroad]
• Stupid Human Tricks [CityRag]
• Charlie Sheen Wasn’t Looking at Child Porn [Hollywood Rag]
• Erica Durance’s Sexy Maxim Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

Sometimes, we get pictures and information about them that reveals the celebrities to be doing really boring things like Jessica Biel going to the doctor with sort-of boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, and then pictures of her going to lunch without him. That’s where our real work comes in. See, unlike “real journalists” who can be lazy and only report the “facts,” this is where our job begins–namely, making things up about these people. For example, I have to come up with the ridiculous scenario that Justin and Jessica have just come from salsa dancing lessons and Justin’s looking somber because he’s realizing that his new girl just isn’t the dancer he’d hoped she’d be. For any other man, it might suffice that she’s Jessica Biel, but JT knows that he has specific needs in a woman–if she can’t dance, how are they going to be able to pop and lock together in their old age? See how I did that? Something out of nothing, I tell ya, a gossip blogger’s work is never done.

(Flynet)

Photos of Jessica Biel going to lunch are after the jump.

Joss Stone performed at the opening of the Ivy Hotel’s premiere opening over the weekend, with such guests in attendance as Nelly, Ashanti and Brody Jenner. The Ivy partnered with the Make the Difference Network, Jessica Biel’s charitable organization, as well as Hollywood Entertainment Museum’s at-risk youth educational program. On Friday evening, Jessica played host, and Joss Stone’s performance came Saturday evening. No pictures of Ashanti, you might be saying to yourself. Well, Page Six is reporting that the singer’s been having a tough couple of months and asked that no photos of her be taken at the event, seeing as how she’d gained some weight over the summer. Girl, just do what Mimi does–require Photoshop photo-approval with every photo.

Meanwhile, Jessica Biel’s main squeeze, Justin Timberlake was nowhere to be found. Luckily, though, she was accompanied by a herd of peeps, including family and friends. She opted not to speak to press, most likely because she didn’t want to talk about JT, which was probably for the best since we hear that he’s been very flirty lately outside of Jessica’s reach.

I’m sure he was just with his Moms. Justin Timberlake was spotted out in NYC with a lady friend who was not on “7th Heaven”. And the weekend before he was here in Boston having drinks with Kate Hudson after his show. Which is funny seeing as Kate and Cameron Diaz had that teary run-in several months back in which Kate wailed that she had never tried to steal Cam’s man. So I guess she waited until it was over like a proper lady should. But she was thinking it! Anyway, back to the present:

Spies spotted the notorious flirt “sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor” at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. “They were obviously into each other,” said the spy. “It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all.” Another source dished to us, “He is notorious. He will [bleep] anything.” A rep for Timberlake said, “I have no comment on his personal life.”

You know that stank-sounding “another source” was Cameron. But I think we all know the crux of this story is that Justin Timberlake gets laid. A lot.

More of Justin’s Performance After the Jump

Jessica Biel, seen here on the set of her upcoming film with co-star Ray Liotta, “Powder Blue,” admits that the fact that she’s playing a stripper in the film has her concerned about possible nude scenes.

“I haven’t decided exactly about the nudity. It’s a tough one. “I am considering it but it’s a very scary thing to do. It definitely feels vulnerable to be naked in front of anybody let alone a film crew. And it’s scary because of the internet - you don’t know where it’s going to end up. It’s a moment that could be exploited.”

She’s right to be scared. We would exploit the hell out of her. But why not? She’s got a great body, she might as well get some mileage out of it while it lasts–have some proof for when the kiddies are pulling at her tired breasts and poking at her stretch marks. Then, she can look at them and say, “Mommy used to worry about being too beautiful. And then you did this to me.”

Additionally, Jessica is getting fed up with having to walk around in high heels all the time. Being glamorous is not all it’s cracked up to be, according to Biel.

(Flynet)

More on Jessica Biel’s decision to dress up a bit more, without heels, after the jump.

Even though we’ve seen then out and about together for quite some time now, Jessica Biel still refuses to engage in public displays of affection with the man singlehandedly responsible for bringing sexy back. After leaving Parc the other night together, the two tried to shake off the paparazzi by abstaining from any hand-holding. Jessica wandered off with a decoy, only to meet up moments later with Justin, who vroomed them off in his car. All I’m saying is that maybe instead of stalking them, the paparazzi could get to the heart of the problem by checking the status on their MySpace pages. DUH.

(Flynet)

OK, honestly, she doesn’t really say anything all that drastic, but I think she just gets under my skin because she does like to complain about being too sexy for her shirt, too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts, etc. In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Biel lamented the paparazzi attention that’s been focused on her, most especially since her newly-developed relationship with Justin Timberlake.

“You just have to take a deep breath and know that somebody is going to be taking your picture while you’re going to the laundry and picking up your dry cleaning. You don’t understand why somebody cares but they’re there. So you just go about your day and ignore them.”

Yeah, I guess she’s not really being totally ridiculous, but I guess I just look at my bank statement and wonder how much I’d care about picking up dry cleaning and being photographed. Especially since I can’t really afford dry cleaning at the moment. In any case, I’ve seen trailers for her new movie with Adam Sandler and I’m having trouble remembering the last time I pranced around in my underwear around my best gay and then asked for him to grab my boobs. But then again, maybe I’m just hanging out with the wrong gay guys.

(WENN)

More photos of Jessica Biel are after the jump.

Jessica Biel had a fun time on the set of “I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry”. She got to have Adam Sandler manhandle her ta-ta’s in one scene. Fun.

“You know, I didn’t really have to do any sort of mental preparation for that scene because we became such nice friends,” said Jessica. “It was funny and it was silly and we knew what was gonna happen.”

I’m glad that burning question was answered. Here’s pics of Jessica. She has a zit in one of em’. That always makes people feel better. She’s a beautiful Glamazon but has the same skin troubles the rest of us do. Maybe her and I can go on Pro-Activ together.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jessica Biel walking her dogs, and her pimple, after the jump.

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Well, while he might be saying that she’s not be “the one” per se, that doesn’t seem to be stopping Justin Timberlake from enjoying some serious quality time with Jessica Biel in Oslo. I’m actually starting to think that these two might be in a full-blown relationship. I mean, look at them in these pictures. Who looks so solemn when hanging out with their summer fling? Don’t answer that. It’s rhetorical. And on a side note, I’m loving the fact that Justin clearly employs a 5-year-old boy to be his stylist for all clothing worn from the waist-down.

(Splash)

Photos of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake getting a little more intimate after the jump.