Don’t worry, Justin, we’re not going to hurt you. We’re just here to talk about the new remix of his song “Until the End of Time” from FutureSex/LoveSounds with guest singer, Beyonce. Honestly, I’m not much of a slow jam chick, but I have long since completely bought into the hype of Destiny’s Child and on occasion, *NSYNC and have rarely been disappointed by the solo endeavors of Beyonce and JT, so I’m probably not an objective observer here. However, even the haters are probably curious to hear what a collaboration between Justin Timberlake and Beyonce Knowles has yielded and you can do so after the jump, my pretties. I kind of like how it’s just the right beat for taking off your clothes to, not that I ever really do anything quite that sexy. I’m more of a tear-off-the-Breathe-Right-strip-off-right-before-I-gets-busy kind of gal, myself.

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Listen to “Until the End of Time” and check out more photos of Justin Timberlake after the jump.

JT shirtless. What more needs to be said? Our buddies over at Towleroad have a closeup photo.

In defense of celebs, it probably sucks sometimes when you’re feeling gross and don’t feel like showering and just wanna go out with your significant other and grab some Thai and then go home and go to bed. And the photogs are up your ass with a camera. Then again, you want it when you’re on the red carpet so it’s tough to pick and choose your exposure. Here’s Justin Timberlake with his ladyfriend Jessica Biel. Seriously, she looks a little Madame Tussaud’s and he’s wearing ugly jeans. It’s not a good moment for them. JT was recently on Oprah. He spoke about how Jessica smells, and actually talked about Britney.

“”I’m dating someone,” People magazine quoted him as telling the Talk Show queen.

“But all I can tell you is she smells lovely,” added the singer, who has spent most of this year being linked to Jessica Biel.

“What do you think is going on with Britney?” she asked.

Replying to the question, Timberlake said: “I don’t know, to be honest with you. I haven’t spoken to her in years. I mean, there’s no ill will - I have nothing but love for her. It’s funny because we dated each other at a time … wow, I haven’t talked about this in a long time. It’s interesting.”

He went on to say that he explains their relationship at the time as “we were teenagers”. And that Britney has a “huge heart”. No mention on how she smells. Like cigarette butts, tanning lotion, and dirty diapers. Oprah would have said “lord have mercy” and called Gayle. Why doesn’t Oprah help Brit out? She has money and a very commanding personality.

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More photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are after the jump.

In this picture, Justin Timberlake might well be toasting to the positive review his restaurant recently received from The New York Times food critic, Peter Meehan. Meehan recently stopped by Southern Hospitality and in addition to finding the service from the staff to be “friendly and accommodating,” also extolled the virtues of Timberlake’s ribs, says People.

“They are juicy but not fatty,” reviewer Peter Meehan writes of the $22.95 (for a full slab) baby backs before adding his compliments over their “finger-licking messiness.”

“The meat is tug-off-the-bone tender,” muses an impressed Meehan, who also extols the pleasures of their “crisp exterior.

This is random, but I’ve just noticed the picture of JT and Timberlake who are obviously just chatting so closely because I’m sure it’s loud where they are, but I prefer, of course to pretend that Justin’s using his friend’s shoulder to rest his weary, multi-hyphenate head for a moment. Being successful is exhausting.

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What kind of wussy paparazzi beating is that supposed to be? Take off that faggy scarf and get down in it, LoveSounds! Here’s some footage of Justin Timberlake rolling up and sort of gayly trying to smack a photog. Except I’ve seen first grade school girls hand out harsher beatings. He just sort of paws at the guy. And if it had a sound it would be “ehhhhhhhhh, get away from meeeeeeeeeee, ehhhhhhhhhh”. Maybe he’s tired. What he needs to do is go on YouTube and cue up that footage of Bjork WAILING THE SHIT out of that reporter outside the airport several years ago. Now THAT’S how you school the press. Take notes, FutureSex.

“But I must sing! That’s totally my thing. Doe a deer, a female deer! Ray a drop of golden SUUUUUN!” That’s me imagining that somehow, Justin Timberlake was actually told by his doctor at the VMAs that he needed to give his pipes a break. That is what happened, but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t on the red carpet to hear the news. JT’s doctor has instructed the pop star to rest his vocal chords, which unfortunately for his fans, means that he’s going to have to miss shows that were scheduled for Monday and Wednesday, in Sacramento and San Jose in California. However, the shows have been rescheduled for later in the month. I have to say that I watched his concert on HBO and it was pretty impressive and apparent that he busts his ass night after night to put on a live show and in this age of lip-synching and whatnot, it’s kind of like proof that he’s actually singing to hear that his throat needs rest. For example, how hilarious would it be if JLO (God love her) tried to pull the old, “My vocal chords need some time off,” during a tour? We’d laugh good-naturedly and look at her and simply say, “Honey, we’re not fooled by the rocks that you got. You’re a snazzy dresser and a fun dancer, but singing live isn’t really your thing.”

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Wearing an electric-pink strapless gown, Rihanna fully looked the part of a pop princess while up on stage accepting both of her awards of the evening at MTV’s 2007 Music Video Awards. The young singer won two awards this year, the monster single of the year, as well as video of the year. And it doesn’t hurt that she’s sporting probably one of the most copied haircuts of the season. Seriously, once you start looking, you’ll notice that it’s EVERYWHERE. And Justin Timberlake didn’t do too shabby either, taking home the male artist of the year award, in addition to the Moonman he received for being a quadruple threat. Giving a shout-out to the eighteen-year-old, Chris Brown, who delivered a memorable dance performance earlier in the show, Timberlake said:

“Nobody likes to be reminded that they’re getting older. And whatever Chris Brown just did reminded me of how I’m getting older - ’cause damn. It’s just exciting to see.”

And yes, I know this is Justin Timberlake’s year, but speaking of “damn,” am I the only one who was blown away by how ripped Timbaland is looking these days? I knew he’d been losing weight and working out, but I was seriously not prepared for his arms to look like that. I’m pretty sure you don’t get guns that diesel by getting gastric bypass. ‘Cause like JT said, “damn.”

Tons, we mean tons, more photos (Megan Fox, Mary J. Blige, Common, 50 Cent, Beyoce, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Hudson, Chris Daughtry, Eve, Rihanna, Chris Brown, Criss Angel, Pete Wentz, Shia LaBeouf, Ashlee Simpson, Alicia Keys, and many more) from the 2007 VMA’s are after the jump.

Wednesday night saw the opening of Justin Timberlake’s Southern eatery in NYC. The joint, named Southern Hospitality, will be serving up barbecue specialties in the style of Memphis cuisine. Justin, whose roots in Memphis, Tennessee inspired him to open up the restaurant with his two buddies, Trace Ayala and Eytan Sugarman, also took a few pages from his family’s recipe books, most specifically his grandmother.

“We had to negotiate on which ones she was willing to give up,” said Timberlake, whose grandmother and grandfather both visited the restaurant Wednesday.

As for his favorite meal on the menu, Timberlake said he likes “fried green tomatoes and the pulled pork.”

Also on the menu are crab and corn fritters, home-made biscuits and spare ribs, all of which sound ridiculously good to me at the moment. Justin’s famous friends showed up to celebrate the restaurant’s opening, including Lance Bass, Seth Green, Jay-Z, the Rev. Al Sharpton and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. God, as I’m reading through this, I’m realizing that I’ll probably eat anything that has “fritter” tacked on to the end of it. Seriously, if someone served me a “baby fritter” I’d probably hesitate slightly before asking for some ranch dressing.

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More photos of Justin Timberlake from the Grand Opening of his new restaurant and bar Southern Hospitality are after the jump.

Justin Timberlake is planning on opening a restaurant in NYC called Southern Hospitality. Why don’t you get original and open a sex shop or something? Or maybe an independent movie theatre? A convenience store? Those places makes money. Or at least that sonuvabitch out front with the cup does. He’s gotten all my damn change lately. And you know he has a nicer apartment than I do.

‘Southern Hospitality’ is a new restaurant which will offer Memphis-style cuisine. The restaurant which will open next Wednesday, is located on Second Avenue near 76th Street.

Ok, I’m officially putting it out there that I want an invite to the opening. My coverage is needed. Fried chicken is my deal. I *heart* fried chicken. Do you know how hard it was to avoid KFC after the giant rat story? Goddamn, I’ve probably been EATING fried rats for years and I still salivate when I drive past a bitch with a bucket.

Poor Justin. The singer apparently has trouble digesting his food, and one of the requirements in his tour rider is for Beano tablets to be provided.

Justin, who says the tablets help him digest food, has also requested two dressing rooms, to be kept at a constant 22 degrees Celsius, and continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars.

Maybe his gas issue is the reason behind his fan rage of late.

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