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A Swedish news source reports that Justin Timberlake wasn’t acting too fan-friendly when he stopped by the country along his world tour. The source claims that Timberlake had responded to a picture request from a young girl by saying, “You want me to juggle also?” And later that day, the pop sensation would not pose for pictures with fans and allegedly “threw missiles at fans from the roof of his hotel and even spat at them.” I have no idea what “missiles” means, but my curiosity has successfully been aroused. In return, fans started calling Justin a “fuckface,” and Timberlake snapped back, “You’re calling me a fuckface? Go fuck yourself!”

That sounds crazy. Lucky for everyone involved, Swedes tend to speak such good English, that Justin was never required to figure out how to say “fuckface” in Swedish, in order to be able to properly retaliate.

In the continuing photo essay project that I’m clearly working on here on ASL, here is my latest installment of a little something I like to call, “The Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel Project.” These two are continuing to be seen in public, looking very couple-y and it’s making me think that Justin might be thinking about bringing commitment back. You know how those tabloid magazines employ the “behavior experts” to help analyze what a couple is feeling for one another? Well, we don’t have that here. What you have is me, making it all up in my head and then presenting it as an “expert” opinion. So, bear with me…

Seriously, if they were just hooking up, don’t you think Jessica would be looking a bit more flirty and not so serious? She looks very somber, like, “Hello. I am in love. I’m wearing dark sunglasses.” And Justin’s all, “Woo hoo! I might be in love! I might not! I’m not sure! I’m on vacation.” Aren’t you glad I was able to provide some insight into this situation?

Also, it looks like Joanna Garcia (from “Reba”) is still hanging with JT’s buddy, Trace Ayala, who I guess are dating. Interesting.

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More photos of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Sweden are after the jump.

I’m faggoty enough to be all excited about this. I need to get over it. Justin Timberlake spoke out about his collaboration with Madge and what it sounds like.

Justin said: “Some of the dance stuff hasn’t the in-your-face energy of “Hung Up” but it’s got this mellow R’n'B thing on top of dance accompaniment which Timbaland is doing the beats for.

“It’s all still in demo phases and I don’t know if it’ll be an album but four or five songs will make really good records.”

Madge can get in my face with her zombie hands anyday. If she wasn’t ripping off the young people’s sounds to boost her career, it would be like something old and traditional and wonderful had died on us. Madonna’s re-inventing herself through theft is like the Sox at Fenway, and fireworks at Fourth of July, and Arbor Day! America the Beautiful, why does Madonna sounds like Nelly Furtado all of a sudden?

Check out Justin Timberlake’s new video for the single “LoveStoned.”

Justin Timberlake is letting it be known that tall redwood-like Jessica Biel isn’t the one . Ouch. Couldn’t he have told her ass in private? He’d better watch it. She could use his fancy lad body for a toothpick.

The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his “very dear friend” and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: “I haven’t met her yet.” Ouch!

And although he claimed he couldn’t say no to her “pretty face” when she asked to accompany him to Europe while he toured with his FutureSex/ LoveShow, he has now put his foot down and told her it’s business before pleasure…

Justin said: “She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts!”

SNAP! I highly doubt she’s home crying. She probably read that and went and played a rousing game of beach volleyball with other hardbodied grunting lipstick lesbians in sports bras. And then there was a steamy sauna scene, and am I actually straight?

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As long as they keep having “Shrek the Third” premiere’s we’ll keep posting the photos. Cameron Diaz can definitely clean up nicely. Tell me why on earth Justin decided his Member’s Only jacket to the premiere. Was it chilly?

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More photos from the London premiere of “Shrek the Third” after the jump.

Doesn’t he look stressed? With that fake grin plastered on his face and you know his teeth are gritted. He’s all “when is she gonna move on?” and “why did I ever take a role in the same film as her?”. And why is he wearing my seventh grade sweater? Is that back in? Can i wear a turtleneck under a Champion sweatshirt, pegged Z. Cavaricchis and a rat tail again?

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More photos of Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake (plus ) after the jump.

JT got into an altercation with a fellow guest at a hotel in the UK . Apparently a guy on his floor had something to say, and JT shoved him and the guy threw a Coke bottle at him. Damn. He should have gotten Jessica up there. She’s jacked up, and could have pushed the guy’s head through a wall. I wouldn’t tangle with her. And I’m like He-Man!

“Justin left Jessica at the bar while he went to fetch something from their room but when he came back he had a cut above his eye and was in a foul mood.

“He told Jessica that some guy staying on the same floor had started hurling abuse, so he’d given him a shove.

“But the guy threw a bottle of Coke down the corridor at him, hitting him square above the eye.”

Jessica tried to calm JT, but he was a bitch about it all night and wouldn’t make nice with fans. I would have been a bitch, too. No one wants a bottle in their face, especially a fancy lad like him. She should have soothed him with some new moisturizer or a free pedi. He likes that metro stuff.

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More photos of Justin Timberlake performing live in concert at the Datch Forum after the jump.

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So don’t invite them. Is it worth the hassle? People over at MTV are running and screaming like the sky is falling because they need to keep Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel separate because of Justin Timberlake. See, they’re both presenting awards and there’s all this Hollywood bullshit because people are worried that unstable Cameron can’t be allowed to know Jessica Biel is there and is Justin walking the red carpet alone and I’d rather plan a wedding with a bunch of WASPS. They’re easier to please. You can’t sit Gramma Katie near 3rd Cousin Lois because Lois slept with Gramma’s 2nd husband in 1946. Stop.

“Everyone is determined to keep Cam and Jess far apart,” said our insider. And Timberlake isn’t helping by keeping mum as to how he’ll walk the carpet, solo or with Biel.

“It’s becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times,” said our source. “Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It’s a mess.”

The stories continues, and more photos of Cameron Diaz in Tokyo for the “Shrek the Third” premiere, after the jump.