And I have to say that these pictures of Melanie Brown, looking very svelte so soon after giving birth, are proof. Although, I do think that she could do with a few less busy prints in her wardrobe, but other than that, she’s looking faboo. She and the rest of the gang are probably all pretty psyched these days, since the Spice Girls’ first London reunion tour sold out in a mere thirty-eight seconds. It’s been nearly ten years since the girls last took their platforms to the stage and displayed their assets and I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty curious to see what they’ve got planned. What? Did you think I was too cynical to enjoy a Spice Girls concert without a shred of irony? Well, in addition to being snarky, I’m also delusional and desperately clinging to my youth. Girl power!

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Remember when former Spice Girl Melanie Brown swooped off and got herself hitched to her new hubby? In case you didn’t, here are some pictures of the happy couple shortly after their recent nuptials. And now it seems that Melanie’s maid is claiming that Melanie ran off to Vegas for four days to elope with husband, Stephen Belafonte. Tonia Lamere is claiming that she was saddled with the responsibility of taking care of the kids and even had to purchase food for Melanie’s kids while she was off getting married and stuff.

“One evening of baby-sitting turned into four days!” Lamere tells Star magazine.

“The child was sick, there was no nanny, and when Mel called, she never even asked about the baby.”

Melanie’s camp, is crying foul, claiming that this is nothing more than an ill-conceived attempt to get some money. But the most important question remains, how can I possibly be the one to benefit financially from all of this? It’s thinking cap time, guys…

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She might want to slow down on the pints. Drunk ain’t pretty. She looks like she’s about to tell people how much she loves them and then pass out under the limo. Scary Spice is moving on with her life. She’s letting the courts handle her babydaddy Eddie Murphy, she’s making some serious scratch on the Spice Girls reunion tour and she’s going to be on “Dancing With The Stars” this season! Oh, and her new husband killed a duck with a brick and has been up on domestic violence charges. She’s every woman!

“Is there any resolution? Is it all done and finished with Eddie Murphy,” Potts asked.

“No, it’s going to the courts and the things will get decided there, I guess,” she said.

And with that, Brown stayed mum on her child support battle with Eddie Murphy. What she did want to talk about though, was her upcoming “DWTS” appearance.

“I’m very nervous,” she said. “I don’t even want to think about it. See, I’m already getting a panic attack! I’m in it now. I’m gonna have fun and not think about anything else.”

Scary went on to say that Victoria Beckham is excited for her and will be coming to one of the shows. She even wants to design the costumes! I hope Mel has been working out and is cool with wearing a postage stamp. Posh lacks perspective on real women’s bodies. Probably because she hails from a faraway planet of glamorous alien toothpicks. They WILL wear high heels bowling, and they WILL wear Galliano to the kids’ soccer game! The rest of you are just sad pigs! Spice up your life!

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More photos of Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte leaving Koi restaurant after the jump.

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Melanie Brown AKA Scary Spice, seems to be enjoying married life quite a bit. In fact, in these pictures of her on a shopping trip with her new hubby, Stephen Belafonte, make it look like she just can’t stop smiling these days and with good reason. Triumphant in her claim that DNA test results would prove Eddie Murphy to be the father of her baby, reuniting with the Spice Girls for another go at pop-stardom and now settling in to life with her man, Mel B has lots of reasons to be smiling. Just yesterday, the two were spotted in West Hollywood, enjoying a romantic dinner without the kiddies. And to top it off, girlfriend is looking good these days. I’m loving the hair, the outfit and the whole look in general. Well, good for her. As long as she keeps things juicy with revealing interviews and a friendship with Eddie Murphy’s ex, then I think I’ll allow her to continue with her newfound albeit drama-free (and therefore less interesting) life.

Pretty soon she’s gonna be splashing petrol on the comforter, and throwing a match while wearing a flannel shirt and a black eye. We’ve all seen this movie. Scary Spice defended her husband Stephen Belafonte on those past battering charges to Hello! magazine.

She told Hello! magazine: “They’re trying to make him out to be this aggressive, violent, woman batterer and he’s not. If you read those police reports, they never say he physically beat up a woman.”

Stephen was spared jail but had to take part in a ‘Domestic Violence Batterers’ Programme’.

She added: “The only thing I don’t like is that my friends and family read this and go into shock-horror mode, thinking, ‘Oh, she’s married a psychopath!’.”

Mel admitted: “He hasn’t been the best of people.

Well, uh why was he charged and given a sentence for it? What did he do, then? Yell loud? Or is he one of those freaks that makes the woman split everything 50/50, right on down to the tampons? That’s abuse! Unless your significant other is a layabout, then it’s ok to venture there. Seriously, though, this guy has also killed a DUCK with a BRICK? How long before he’s trying to throw the damn chimney at her annoying ass?

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Melanie B spilled her guts to Larry King, revealing that although her time with Eddie was short, it was a very serious relationship, with both parties so committed to their future together that they talked about marriage, children and even got tattoos of one another’s names as a token of their undying love. According to Melanie:

“You don’t tattoo somebody’s name on your body if it’s brief and unimportant, let’s put it that way.”

If you must get a tattoo of your significant other’s name, then I would recommend dating someone with a fairly common name–a Jennifer, or a Michael, perhaps. But at the end of the day, let’s all say this together everyone, a tattoo is not a ring. I repeat, a tattoo is NOT a ring. And guess what? Even rings come off. This has been Dr. Lisa. Didn’t know I was a doctor? Yes, I am, sort of like how Dr. Pepper is a doctor.

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So Mel B. was fully aware that her new husband had a prior run-in with the law over smacking around his ex-chick. She’s taking her life in her own hands. Guys who smack a woman will usually keep doing it unless they get some crazy intensive therapy. Ugh. Dicks. He cued up on his baby mama and was put on probation and had to enter a program. Maybe it helped. I can see Mel getting really annoying. So she better watch her ass!

A friend of Scary Spice yesterday said she was shocked to learn of Belafonte’s past - but insisted the singer had gone into the relationship “with her eyes wide open”. She added: “Mel knows he’s no angel”

Belafonte was arrested for attacking terrified common-law wife Nicole in May 2003 in a drunken fury. Police called to her home, where they lived together, charged him battery and vandalising her phone. Court papers filed 24 hours later accuse Belafonte of “willfully and unlawfully” using violence against Nicole. Belafonte pleaded “no contest” to the battery charge - which the judge stated was the same as a guilty plea.

The common-law wife he smacked around now says he’s a changed man. But still - this guy’s an odd one. Three years before he attacked his woman, he was accused of assaulting two men by “throwing a missile” at their car?!? They mean rock, right? Because we probably would have heard about a rocket launcher before now.

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Hope there was a pre-nup. Mel B. has been married since early June to her dude, movie producer Stephen Belafonte. Look at her - tricking our asses and making out like she’s a tragic single mother. No wonder why she’s drinking champs by the pool and cackling in a zebra bathing suit. She’s got it all!

Last night Mel said: “Stephen and I have known each other for seven years. We wanted to make a commitment.

“We wanted it to be private and have a big wedding with our families later in the year.”

The couple, both 32, wed at the “drive-thru” Special Memory Wedding Chapel, a white painted wooden building off the famed Las Vegas strip.

This happened on June 6. Mel is currently seeking a big payday from Eddie Murphy via their daughter Angel Iris Murphy Brown. Was Gloria Allred at the wedding? She would have scared the shit out of the Elvis impersonator reverend guy. Nothing’s scary than a hagatha with a law degree.

In an in-depth interview with Essence magazine, Spice Girl and Eddie Murphy baby mama, Melanie Brown talked about her excitement over the upcoming reunion tour with her former bandmates, the Spice Girls, as well as details of her relationship with Eddie Murphy. In her interview, she talks about how devastated she was to find out that Eddie had ended their relationship when she turned on the TV to hear that he was demanding a DNA test.

“There was no official breakup. I went to London and on my return flight I learned that he made that announcement about wanting a DNA test on that TV show. Then I saw him on the red carpet with Tracey Edmonds and that’s when I knew we were over.”

Ouch. But the thing that burns Mel B up the most is the misconception that her baby girl, Angel, whom she conceived with Murphy, wasn’t planned.

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More on Melanie Brown’s planned pregnancy after the jump.

Awww! Damn, did she even wait to wash off the afterbirth before she posed for pics? Here’s Angel Iris Murphy Brown, named for the baby’s alleged father and Candice Bergen. Take the paternity test, Eddie!

More photos of Melanie Brown and the little one after the jump.