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Owen Wilson has released a statement regarding his current hospitalization and possible suicide attempt.

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time.”

Nuff said. Stop calling the man’s people!

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Owen Wilson has attempted suicide. Wow. I don’t know what to say other than damn you Kate Hudson (just kidding)!

Actor Owen Wilson was hospitalized after attempting suicide, sources tell the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and Star magazine exclusively.

Wilson was transported to St. John’s hospital in Santa Monica , Calif. on Sunday, August 26, by ambulance. Sources tell the ENQUIRER and Star that he sliced his left wrists and took an indeterminate amount of pills.

He was discovered by a family member who summoned help. Police and an ambulance responded to a 911 call from Owen’s house around noon on Sunday. His wrist was sutured and bandaged at the hospital.

The ENQUIRER and Star broke the story of Owen’s hospitalization earlier Sunday and revealed that he was being transferred from St. John’s after being stabilized. The publications learned that he was going to be detoxed.

Owen was brought in to St. John’s in very serious condition. Police were on the scene immediately as was a criminal defense attorney, believed to be working for Wilson. Some of Owen’s family was with him.

Thoughts and prayers Owen.

Heh. Maybe this guy IS funny. Owen Wilson thought green as went to check out some bod at Scores in NYC. He pulled up on a bicycle! Hot. Did he drive a stripper home on the handlebars?

Owen Wilson might be the first-ever customer who pedaled up to Scores West Side on a mountain bike. Wilson parked his two-wheeler at the mammary mecca’s check room and then sat down to enjoy the topless talent. “After a few hours, he said he was meeting friends at another club to bring back to Scores and could he leave the bike. They said, ‘No problem,’ ” our spy reports. “It was a fun night for him - Scores, regular clubs, then Scores again.”

Is driving a bicycle drunk illegal? Probably. If not, it’s what I’m taking to the barroom next time so those damn cops stop trying to pull me over when I Nicole Richie it on the freeway. Fascist pigs. I think having a bike rack outside of a peeler bar is totally progressive. They should also have a dog run and an area for playdates for toddlers so daddies can park the tykes and enjoy the talents of Tina Jacuzzi and friends. Let’s gentrify EVERYTHING!

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Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have split, according to sources. Good. That is way too much languid laid-back sunshiney smoke a bowl-ness for one couple.

“They’re still friends,” says the source, adding that the two split just before Memorial Day weekend.

The cause of the breakup wasn’t immediately known.

Wilson, 38, and Hudson, 28, who starred together in 2006’s You, Me and Dupree, recently had become increasingly open about a relationship that began quietly last fall and developed across many time zones. They were spotted strolling the beach in Australia (where Hudson was filming Fool’s Gold with Matthew McConaughey), nuzzling at a Santa Monica restaurant, kissing at Hudson’s April 19 birthday in New York, and getting cozy on vacation in Hawaii.

Now she can concentrate on cutting her kid’s hair. Seriously, I know my fantaticism about it has turned some people off. But your child should not look like Buffalo Bill. Owen can go back to being laid-back witty guy in his ongoing series of shitty movies. Except for the Wes Anderson ones, and “The Life Aquatic” was pushing it.

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Andrew, Luke and Owen Wilson headed to Texas to promote their new film “Wendell Baker Story.” The film, which is co-directed by Andrew and Luke Wilson, is about a good-hearted ex-con (Luke Wilson) who gets a job in a retirement hotel. Three elderly residents help him win back his girlfriend (Eva Mendes) as he lends them a hand in fighting hotel corruption. Owen Wilson co-stars as the head nurse.

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More photos of the Wilson clan are after the jump.