It’s one thing for Pete Doherty to decide to destroy his life by using drugs, but now he’s got his poor, unsuspecting house cat in on the action. That’s right, the out of control British rocker is regularly getting high on crack cocaine with his pet kitty. Pete’s cat Dinger, gave birth to a litter of five in April and the former Babyshambles singer has singled one out in particular as his little drug buddy. According to a friend of Pete’s, who dished to The Sun:

“One in particular has borne the brunt of his drug abuse. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted.

“He even made a special mini-crack pipe out of a bottle so it can get the maximum hit.

“But the kitten is starting to get really bad withdrawal symptoms.

“It has lost some of its balance and takes huge risks jumping over things that are too high. It thinks it can fly. It’s really distressing to see.”

Additionally, the person said that the cat would meow incessantly around the legs of anyone who approached it, offering to “suck them off for some rock.” OK, I’m totally kidding, but seriously, this is sick.

(Flynet)

No, really. This is sad. This means he’s leaving his shit lying around for his kitty to ingest it! Not that I like cats or anything. I hate them. But I do feel bad that it’s going to have to go to rehab, and walk mountain trails in Utah with Lohan, and face its feelings. Pete Doherty’s cat tests positive for coke.

Pete Doherty’s pet cat has been found to have traces of cocaine in its blood stream after being taken in for observation by vets, say reports. The Babyshambles star owns a cat named Dinger, a slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens. One of the litter became ill and the singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered.

An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: “It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”

It’s good to know that if I need to buy some shit, Pete Doherty’s cat is probably holding. And it’s not like it can tell the police anything. “So, Dinger, what’s this white powder doing in your glove compartment?” “MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! HISS! *lick*” “What? Damn cat?”

Peter Continues His Walk After the Jump

That’s my new cute pet name for Pete Doherty who somehow avoided being convicted today after being arresting on suspicion of drug possession. From TMZ.com:

Doherty had been arrested around 2:30 AM Monday, after performing with his band Babyshambles at a festival. But, according to reports from the UK, Judge Susan Williams had to let him go, saying, “Anyone arrested for a breach of bail must be brought before the court and dealt with in a 24-hour period.”

Lucky bloke. If Pete was in The States then at this point his handlers would rush him off to a cushy rehab facility to take long morning walks and eat peeled fresh grapes. Then he would re-emerge in three days completely healed of all ailments. It’s magic!

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It’s doubtful that Pete Doherty even knows his own name at this point, so this is suspect. But sources close to Kate Moss are saying that she’s still incredibly angry over his calling her an “old rag” in that interview. And that he has allegedly asked for some scratch to not say anything else to the press. Be careful, Kate! I think he might spend it on drugs!

When Moss read the story, “she burst into a screaming rant and called him a ‘traitor rat,’” the source adds.

Now, Moss “just wants to forget him.”

Pals are worried he hasn’t quit causing trouble and have suggested Moss give him a “donation” to keep him quiet.

What’s he gonna tell us that we don’t already know? Any illicit behavior on her part pales in comparison to the shit he gets up to. For god’s sakes, I’ve seen photos of him putting a needle into an unconscious chick’s arm and there was blood all around! And didn’t someone fall to their death at one of his parties? I think that’s a little more serious than her sticking her knuckles down her throat any chance she gets and doing a bump at the recording studio that time. Don’t get judgey, Pete.

(WENN)

This is absolutely baffling to me. Does he have pictures of some British official with a donkey or something? Pete Doherty has managed to avoid jail once again. He’s done every drug known to man, and invented a few. There’s numerous photos and videos of him shooting up, and smoking crack and even shooting up unconscious women! He gets caught every times he uses! But still - no jail time. There are people in this country in jail for stealing loaves of bread and pushing a teacher in their school hallway. What gives? That’s a lenient damn country. I’m all for second chances, but what happens when this mess drives over someone’s grandma?

Judges ordered him to take part in a detoxification program, but a review of his progress Tuesday found he had tested positive for drugs in initial tests.

“If he does not show his motivation it’s prison, as simple as that,” Judge Davinder Lachlar said at the review hearing. “Depending on what information I have when you next come to court, the decision will be made.”

He was in court for offenses from this past May. Well one thing’s clear, if we ever run out of drugs - we can kill him and smoke him. Crackheads take note.

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Pete Doherty has spoken to the the Mirror about how much he wants Kate Moss back. He goes from calling her a “nasty old rag” who “kicked him in the head” to saying how much he loves “her brain”. This is gonna make one HELLUVA a movie in 2014. Calling a globally famous supermodel a “nasty old rag” is hot.

he passionately declares: “I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain.”

Pete goes on to say that Kate kicked him out because of her jealous belief that he was f*cking the girl who “lives around the corner”. Is this Sesame Street? No need to go on tour for groupies - supermodels and junkie rockers live in the same neighborhood as sluts in the U.K. There are no gated communities here. Malibu’s for pussies! Keep reading for more of Pete’s lament.

Pete Doherty has allegedly gone back with the ladyfriend he was with before he got covered in Moss. Her name is Nadine Ruddy. Who in the hell would take this guy back after getting rid of him? Sheesus Christ. It’s not like he has any money, and he’s always gonna nod off on you when you go to a movie because he is HIGH. And he’s gonna sell your camcorder for crack rock money! Why not just handcuff yourself to a mouldering cadaver?

“Pete was with Nadine last weekend and picked her up from her home in Reading. She stayed with him until Monday when he went into rehab,” a source revealed.

It has been reported that the pair were seeing each other while Pete was still with the supermodel and it was Nadine who persuaded Pete to go back to rehab, something his managers and Kate have failed to do.

So she’s the Crackhead Whisperer. Kate is said to have resented the friendship between these two that kept going after their breakup. She had allegedly banned Pete from seeing Nadine while they were together. Honey, I wouldn’t have worried. He’s gonna go where the money is. Everytime. Drugs are expensive after awhile. Especially when you also have all those lawyer’s fees for your numerous charges and arrests and you don’t actually have hit albums despite your fame. Which is from being a rolling wreck. You need funding!

(Flynet)

Note: These photos are of Pete Doherty leaving rehab, and not with Nadine Ruddy.

Although we primarily know Pete Doherty as a junkie who breaks up with Kate Moss every few months, Pete occasionally sings in an amazing band: Babyshambles. Pete’s legal problems, personal problems, and substance-abuse problems can’t slow his musical ambitions; according to reports, Babyshambles scheduled the first single from their un-named second disc to hit stores December 16th.

The new disc, produced Stephen Street, apparently contains some of the band’s best work to date, perhaps out-shining the critically-acclaimed disc Down In Albion. Allan Jones, editor of Uncut, was one of the first lucky ones to preview the disc, and he seemed impressed with what he heard.

Fans on various Babyshambles forums have been bracing themselves for something approaching the worse here - worried not so much about he album’s contents because they are already familiar with the bulk of the songs, but how those songs would sound, rendered by Stephen Street, concerns as I say I largely shared.

As it happens, all parties can relax. I’ve been playing the album all weekend, and it sounds great.

More on the new Babyshambles album, and this week’s free MP3, after the jump.

A video has hit the Internet (see the video below), in which Pete Doherty gets all excited to see his friends going after the paparazzi with some eggs, just outside the troubled rocker’s apartment in Hackney, east London. Entitled, “The Revenge of Bilo,” shows Pete living in some pretty unimpressive digs at the moment. Nothing about the decor says, “I used to get it on the regular from a supermodel.” Hey, maybe he’s just really charming. In any case, he looks completely insane, when he peers into the camera at the end of the two-minute clip, excited that the group of guys smashed an egg on a photographer after grabbing the guy through the railings, catching him completely off-guard.

See that egg, Pete? That’s your brain on drugs. Smeared all over some unsuspecting photographer’s face. What do I mean by that? I have no idea.

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More photos of Pete Doherty enjoying a snack after the jump.

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