• Kate Beckinsale is a Sexy Terrorist [Egotastic]
• Hot Celebrity Daddies [CityRag]
• Mary-Kate Olsen Will Save Us All [Hollywood Rag]
• Jessica Simpson’s Got Sexy Legs! [Hollywood Tuna]
• Little People, Big World [IDLYITW]
• Justin & Jessica: Too Cute in Toronto [Just Jared]
• Clooney Brandishing a “Sex Ramp” [MollyGood]
• Boo Boo Is Hot, But Her Owner Is Hotter [Dlisted]
• When Are We Going To Get A Confirmation?! [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley! [Best Week Ever]
• Highs & Lows [Pink is the New Blog]
• a boozing angelina jolie collapsed?!? [popbytes]
• Tom Brady for Stetson [Towleroad]

• Jessica Simpson’s Got Prize Winning Cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
• The Big Zip [CityRag]
• Natalie Portman is a Damned Saint [Egotastic]
• Even Models Use Public Bathrooms [Hollywood Rag]
• Brooke Hogan is a Handsome Man [IDLYITW]
• Timerbake Brings the Love Guru Back [Just Jared]
• Ann Coulter Bites the Grand, Duplicitous Hand That Feeds [MollyGood]
• Propecia’s Calling! [Dlisted]
• Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana? [I’m Not Obsessed]
• UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Fear and Loathing In Barbara’s Bathroom Stall [Best Week Ever]
• U Drive Me Crazy — Legally, Now! [Pink is the New Blog]
• britney spears hits rock bottom [popbytes]
• Whoopi Goldberg Wants to “Do” Nancy Pelosi and Her Husband [Towleroad]

• Picking up Dog Doo-Doo is so Glamorous [Hollywood Rag]
• Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Tummy Tuck [CityRag]
• Cameron Diaz’s Ass Plays Peekaboo [Egotastic]
• Britney Spears Sex Tape? [Hollywood Tuna]
• This Might Be Anna Nicole Smith’s Corpse [IDLYITW]
• Brad Pitt Goes on ‘Parade’ [Just Jared]
• Criss Angel Explores the Magic of Disabilities [MollyGood]
• Bai Ling’s Crazy Talk! [Dlisted]
• Naomi Watts In Funny Games [I’m Not Obsessed]
• UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Dr. Oz is a Real Ball-Breaker, Literally [Best Week Ever]
• When the Bough Breaks [Pink is the New Blog]
• pop nosh: while i’m away edition [popbytes]
• Debbie Harry Accuses Madonna of Identity Theft [Towleroad]

• Bert & Ernie - De Niro & Pesci [CityRag]
• Miss Patti Is Pissed! [Dlisted]
• Shania Twain lives! [Pink is the New Blog]
• Sienna Miller Loves Matthew Williamson [Just Jared]
• jason statham - men’s health cover again! [popbytes]
• Petra Nemcova Does Upskirts With Style [Egotastic]
• KFC Offers Jennifer Lopez VIP Chicken [Hollywood Rag]
• Adriana Lima Needs Some Hotness Consistency [Hollywood Tuna]
• Paris Hilton is Giving Away Her Ugly Crap [IDLYITW]
• What Perez Might Sez [MollyGood]
• Love It Or Hate It: Maria Menounos [I’m Not Obsessed]
• TRAILER MIX: If You Liked Donnie Darko, You’ll Love Be Confused By Its Director’s Next Film! [Best Week Ever]
• George Michael Pulls Out of Stephen Fry BBC HIV Documentary [Towleroad]

• We Must Never Forget [Pink is the New Blog]
• Good Hair [CityRag]
• Natalie Portman is Cute, but Unhappy [Egotastic]
• Kanye West Was Too Big for the Main Stage [Hollywood Rag]
• Jennifer Ellison’s Breasts Could Use An Extra Hand [Hollywood Tuna]
• Tommy Lee Talks About His Fight With Kid Rock [IDLYITW]
• Sienna Miller Does the ‘Hippie Hippie Shake’ [Just Jared]
• MTV Doesn’t Care About Black People, Either [MollyGood]
• CUNTry Star [Dlisted]
• Catherine Zeta-Jones & Michael Douglas In New York [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Tyra Banks’ Bus Station Fashion Show! [Best Week Ever]
• ‘hancock’ filming on hollywood blvd! [popbytes]
• Jake Gyllenhaal the Tennis Buff [Towleroad]

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• A track from Madonna’s forthcoming album leaked onto the internet. Check out “The Beat Goes On” while you have the chance. [Towleroad]
• The label for Britney Spears’ new fragrance, “Believe,” looks strangely familiar. [Blemish]
• Ashley Tisdale’s secret shame? She’s a firecrotch. [RR]
• Problems continue to mount for CBS’s controversial reality show “Kid Nation.” Producers were reportedly warned during taping they might be violating kid labor laws. [Jossip]
• A purple-haired Joss Stone hobbled around on crutches during lunch at the Ivy. [HM]
• Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox spent this week chilling on a Hawaiian beach. [CS]
• Renee Zellweger gave herself a rather unflattering makeover. [CW

• The best part of High School Musical 2? Shirtless Zac Efron. [JIYH]
• Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson started blogging again, and this
• time he’s outing everyone in Hollywood. [CS]
• Gwyneth Paltrow recently complained of the growing gaggle of
• paparazzi in Chicago thanks to the un-welcomed presence of her former
• fiancée, Brad Pitt, and his family. [CW]
• Geri Halliwell reportedly scored herself a Russian billionaire. [Gabsmash]
• During a Canadian television appearance, Kelly Clarkson discussed
• her experience with marijuana cookies. [DS]
• Big Brother alum Mike “Boogie” Malin isn’t afraid to open up about
• his genital warts issues. [

• Cory Kennedy in i-D Magazine’s September issue makes me want to Superglue my eyelids together just so I don’t have to see her face ever again. [WW]
• Nicole Kidman had a rough weekend: her new film, “The Invasion,” bombed at the box office, and was savaged by movie critics everywhere. [Celebitchy]
• Amy Winehouse’s number one fan-girl Kate Moss is reportedly working on a “tribute song” to help cheer up the rehabbing soul singer. [CW]
• Liev Schreiber suffered a massive freak out this weekend after he caught a photographer attempting to snap photos of his 3 week old son, Alexander Pete. [CS]
• Former “Veronica Mars” star Kristen Bell snagged a role on NBC’s “Heroes.” [WLC]
• David Beckham held a soccer clinic for a lucky group of Harlem kids over the weekend. [RR]
• Stephen Dorff is no longer famous enough to pull off a threesome. [AIW]

• Madonna reportedly shocked passengers on a recent flight when she
• injected herself with a vitamin cocktail. [CW]
• What did we glean from last night’s episode of Top Chef? Primarily,
• we learned blogger Amy Strong is a hater. [Gawker]
• Anne Hathaway is willing to go to great lengths to make us forget
• “The Princess Diaries.” [DS]
• Jessica Biel gets naked in her upcoming film “Powder Blue,” a
• heart-warming story of a “stripper trying to earn money to raise her
• terminally ill son.” [TheBlemish]
• Teri Hatcher is the new, haggard face of Badgley Mischka. [Yeeeah]
• Billy Joel eating lunch is stomach-turning. [CS]
• Photos of Tina Fey from the early 90’s brings the lolz. [WW

• Lindsay Lohan resurfaced at a tanning salon in Orem, Utah this week. [TMZ]
• Suri Cruise offered a modeling contract. It’s sad she’s the lone breadwinner in that house. [AIW]
• We got our first peek at Britney Spears’ upcoming Allure cover, and it appeared the troubled singer’s beauty is from the magic of Photoshop. [CW]
• Oh, how ironic: police arrested a “Law & Order: SVU” actor for keeping child pornography on his computer. [Celebitchy]
• What does Eva Longoria purchase at the supermarket? By the looks of things, a ton of canned chili. Mmm, appetizing… [SW]
• Mandy Moore vamped it up for the NYC premiere of “Dedication.” [GTS]
• To celebrate the 30th anniversary of his death, Lisa Marie released a video of a father-daughter duet [Gabsmash]