First, Paris gets herself cut out of her grandpa’s will, and now she’s finding out that she’ll no longer be able to claim “reality TV star” as one of her many, useless hyphenates. “The Simple Life” will not be renewed by E!, who has decided that the finale of the current season, “The Simple Life Goes to Camp” will be the last.

“The Simple Life has been a wonderful addition to the E! Schedule for two years and we will always be grateful to Paris and Nicole for their hard work and graciousness,” E! said in a statement.

Ha! Liars. You know the prospect of a possibly pious Paris combined with a pregnant and hormonal Nicole was probably just too much for them. I can only imagine the crazy food-stuffs that Nicole’s been demanding during her pregnancy. Like…food that’s not a latte.

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They should totally do an episode concerning Paris’ prison stay. That would be hot as hell. I can’t wait for Paris’ wall-eye to create havoc when some hard ghetto bitch thinks that she’s looking at her the wrong way and jumps her. I’ve seen “OZ”, I know what goes on. How many guards can Paris slap her business on to earn more conjugal visits with Brandon Davis? Anyway, famous crazy Sally Kirkland is appearing on “The Simple Life” this season. In blackface . Stop. Now.

TMZ has learned that an upcoming episode of the Paris & Nicole “reality” show features actress/fashionista Sally Kirkland playing the socialites’ Camp Shawnee acting coach (not that they need any help in the drama department!), and was made to look like Nicole’s father, Lionel Richie — in full on blackface and an afro! Hello!

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