Jossip Juxtaposition
• Drew Carey tips the bartender at STK $100 for every Amstel Light. Not because she was hot, but because she was “really, really good” at opening the bottles.
• Lindsay Lohan confuses vodka with Poland Spring. Again.
• Kid Rock refuses to be in the same room as Pam Anderson, for fear of catching hepatitis chlamydia.
• Newly single Jennifer Esposito and her “Eurotrash boy-toy” forget to pay the bill at Alta. Or else they did pay, but someone else stole it really, really fast. Either way, ex-fiance Bradley Cooper’s gloating.
• “Method Man getting arrested for possessing 28 grams of marijuana is kind of like Diddy getting caught leaving Sienna Miller’s hotel room. Not surprising at all.”