• David Duchonvy lets it all hang out. Unfortunately, that’s not saying very much.

• And the part of Britney Spears vagina will be played today by Hilary Duff.

• Turns out Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons like suing people almost as much as the New York Times‘ Jill Abramson!

• Paris Hilton shows her newfound commitment to religion by toting around a copy of the Holy Bible..along with a malnourished Tinkerbell and a 12-pack of Trojans.

• At no point during Bridget Moynihan’s baby shower did anyone dare to utter the words “Tom Brady” or “Gisele Bundchen.”

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