Media Blitz
• Turns out when Al Gore’s not being boring, he’s busy laughing at Diane Sawyer.
• Not only is the NYO “New York City’s newest real estate read,” it’s also a disconcertingly metrosexual shade of salmon.
• Take a tip from Conrad Black and charge that pricey Park Ave mansion on your corporate card. Then fill the guest quarters with gold coins (bought with company cash, of course) and swim in it until Scrooge McDuck sues you for copyright infringement.
• Some XM radio subscribers are not getting their daily fill of Howard Stern.
• CBS Responds to Jericho Fans: We’ll Let You Know How It Would Have Ended. Related: MacGyver fans petition to find out how the handy outdoorsman would have fared post-mullet.