Charlie Sheen is one charming bastard. This guy should be some sort of ambassador or conflict negotiator. With skills like these, he’ll go far. Charlie and Denise Richards are currently embroiled in a big-ass custody battle in which “ugly” is the main ingredient. Denise recently presented the court with a 30 page document chock full of hilarious and evil e-mails Charlie supposedly sent her AND details of what Charlie is offering up to the lucky ladies (and apparently junior boys) online. Check it:

“GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser,” Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple’s custody battle.

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go [bleep] yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of [bleep]. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of [bleep] you are. You don’t get a [bleeping] dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

For those of you not in the know, her moms has cancer and is currently undergoing chemotherapy. Charlie Sheen is a silver-keyboarded devil! And his fingers aren’t the only bodypart he’s using at the keyboard. Keep reading.

(WENN)

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