The “Big Love” star is being featured in Harper’s Bazaar. The shoot consisted of Chloe posing with a water bottle and little dog. (The standard issue accessories for the rehab queens.) Holding a fake magazine called “Trouble Times,” as Chloe pretends to read about herself.

“We satirize our rehab-obsessed society in a consciously irreverent feature with Chloe playing a starlet sent to a luxury rehab facility.” A rep for Harpers divulges.

The focus of the story is to make an arse out of Lindsay, Britney and Paris. But, I think they do that perfectly well on their own.

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