Oh No She Dinnit’!

We realize this lead photo is murky and it looks like Xtina and her hubby have died and come back spectral, but bear with us. This is the reaction shot from when they heard Paris Hilton reveal to the crowd at Vegas’ LAX nightclub that Xtina’s with baby. Something that Christina hasn’t officially announced yet. Paris obviously wanted some whore attention so she opened her whore mouth and dumbness spewed out. You know Christina wanted to beat her whore ass. Though she probably couldn’t have moved under all that Mac. Damn, scrape some of that shit off and let your pores breathe! That can’t be good for the baby.

Everything was going smoothly until she jumped the mic and blurted. “I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You’re gorgeous!” *record scratch*

Problem is, Aguilera has never publicly confirmed her pregnancy! Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman initially looked shocked, but then quickly recovered. Party on!

Aguilera’s rep had no comment. Paris should have stuck to fellating 50-Cent and keeping her mouth occupied before she said anymore stupid shit. I wouldn’t want people to know I was knocked up too early either. What if something happened, and you lost the baby? Then you feel like a failure and the whole world knows about it. And why in the world is 50-Cent letting Paris rub her stank all over him when she’s a known racist? He’s a dummy, and she’s just trying to make people think she isn’t Aryan Nation. No one’s fooled, Ilsa!

(WENN)

More photos of Christina Aguilera Hosts an Evening at LAX Nightclub, on the red carpet and in the party venue, after the jump.

Oh No She Dinnit’!

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