As we write this, we’re looking out the window and salivating over the picture perfect weather outside, currently being wasted on lazy unemployed persons and pretentious NYU students. And so, for your sanity and ours, we’ve decided to kick off a glorious new feature called “Comment of the Day,” to provide a transient glimmer of entertainment for all you working stiffs who would much rather be downing margaritas poolside on the Jersey Shore (while fending off advances from married, guidos named Tony) than slaving away in your cubicles.

Today’s “Comment of the Day” comes to us from PerezHilton.com, and it was sparked by these (uncensored) pictures of the self-proclaimed supermodel—and world-renowned alcoholic—Janice Dickinson.

If she’s the worlds first supermodel…then why had no one even heard of her before reality tv? –Pinky

Congratulations, Pinky! We actually couldn’t agree with you more.

Thanks to everyone for playing “Comment of the Day,” and remember: there may only be one winner, but there are never any losers.

Except, you know, Janice’s poor, innocent son and daughter. Say, this is almost as embarrassing as that time she admitted to having sex with over 1,000 men on The Howard Stern Show!

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