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We’ve received another transmission from Planet Courtney Love, which our linguistic experts are decoding for us as we speak. Courtney has apparently posted a new blog entry on her MySpace blog in which she says that she’s “sooooo over the dudes” (meaning straight guys) and would “rather have homos any fucking day being that i am a gay mn trannie any fucking waay.” And that ain’t no lie, bless her heart.

“…but im sooooo over the dudes, like i isaid having opend for metallica ive hjad the dudes and i prefer my frmale sof all ages and my young homos, colopur my ass liza im thrilled!”

I love the idea of Courtney Love and Liza Minnelli living side-by-side in drag queen infamy. What a friggin’ awesome show it would be if there was a queen who did a one-man/woman show in which one side of his/her body was Liza and the other was Courtney and they dueled it out on stage. Someone get on that. I’d do it myself, except that I’m pretty sure that I’m neither man nor woman enough to pull it off.

Check out Courtney’s full blog post after the jump…

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