Look at this mess! Have you ever seen so many freaks, geeks and malcontents? It’s like the swinger’s convention met up at the swap meet. You know it’s not hot if the most attractive woman in the room is the “Save Britney” queen. This is the debris floating around at the Fox Reality Show Awards. The highlight of the evening was scary pinhead/upsetting former child star Danny Bonaduce staggering onstage to pick up Johnny Fairplay from “Survivor” and smash him face first on the ground. Teeth and blood flew. And there were ambulances. God, I hope no one got blood on the dress that they bought at Rave. “Fairplay” is the guy who lied about his dead grandmother on “Survivor” and Bonaduce is….terrifying. Reportedly he’s going to be up on assault charges. He went on Adam Carolla’s show to explain what the dilly-yo was. Beyond drugs and repressed homosexuality.

On The Adam Carolla radio show today, Bonaduce said he’s had a thing against Fairplay ever since he pulled the famous “grandmother stunt” on Survivor, lying that she had died in order to get sympathy on the show.

Danny said he thought the show was over and he was leaving, and Fairplay was on the stage, asking the audience why he was booing him. Danny says, as he walked by, he said “They’re booing him because they hate him.”

Someone then asked Danny to go on stage and tell him that, which he says he did. Danny says he was off the first step of the stage when Fairplay suddenly ran at him, jumped on him and wrapped his legs around him. Danny says he didn’t know if Fairplay was joking. He then says he grabbed the butt of Fairplay’s jeans and threw him over his head, not realizing how light he was. Danny says Fairplay face planted into one of the seats behind him.

Please please please, someone pass out loaded revolvers to the guests at next year’s show.

UPDATE: There’s also word that Perez Hilton was there, and sporting a black eye. Someone finally had enough? Or was it an intentional make-up thing? Did Danny Bonaduce pummel because he found out he wasn’t actually a woman? It’s happened to Danny before.

(WENN)

More photos of the wonderful trashiness from the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards are after the jump.

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