David Beckham Might as Well Have a Giant Bullseye Drawn on His Crotch

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It appears that Victoria Beckham is right to be concerned that young Hollywood will soon be sniffing around her ab-tastic husband, looking for a scrap of meat, because it’s now being reported that Lindsay Lohan is betting fifty grand, that she can seduce the British footballer.

“Lindsay and her pals have been talking about the Beckhams’ arrival non-stop. They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in. The girls all want to meet Becks,” a source says.

Yeah, I know, this sounds like bullshit. But then again, I can totally see Lindsay all coked up and out of her mind, hanging out with her friends going, “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up and listen you guys. Seriously. Seriously. I have something important to say. I bet you fifty-thooooooousand dollars that I can have sex with Becks. Ha! Sex with Becks! That rhymes. Oh my God, my clothes won’t stop talking.”

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