As if that would have been any worse...

When Tori Spelling's current husband, Dean McDermott decided to leave his ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, for the former 90210 star, Eustace found out who the other woman was when she read about it in Page Six. Eustace recounts the story:

"My birthday weekend last year, I came home and somebody called me and said there was going to be something in Page Six . . . So it just kind of exploded."

I've decided that the best way to soften the blow in a case like this, is to deliver the news via Strip-A-Gram. Yeah, while it's happening you're still feeling hurt, but also mildly aroused. It's almost like the relationship never ended.

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