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Star magazine sat down for a conversation with Lesley Guynes, whose claim to fame is that she is the estranged wife of Morgan, Ashton Kutcher’s half-brother, to talk about Demi Moore. Frankly, it already sounds like her connection to the celebrity couple is tenuous at best, but I’m still down for listening to what this chick has to say. I’ve got the time. According to Guynes, Demi’s too old to have kids at the age of forty-four, which sounds like a reasonable estimation, even though I don’t see any mention in the interview as to whether or not she’s an OB GYN who’s treating Demi. But then girlfriend goes on to accuse Demi of trying to whisk away Guynes’ children.

“Demi had a miscarriage two years ago. Now she is trying to get her hands on my kids. I think there is some kind of co-dependency. Demi has been bankrolling Morgan so that she can stay involved with all his offspring and keep all of her little flock close. She’s a piece of work.”

Thank God there’s an objective family mediator like Star magazine out there, to ensure that this woman gets heard. I think I smell an attention-whore and this time, it’s actually not me.

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